I was vacationing in Costa again last night and noticed, on one of the beach platforms, a proud silver-haired Lalafel boasting to a modestly-dressed Miqo'te lass, that he'd been "quite successful" or somesuch (hem, hem) in his fifty-five years...

Also as a traditional conspiracy theorist in character, I note in passing that (1) the Lalafels seem to be in charge of *everything*, behind the scenes and (2) Miqo'te girls are either dancers, servers, assistants, or they are unique independents, with no in-between (other than the example of Forgotten Springs) - Y'Shtola, K'Hylia, the Armorer's Guild Mistress...

(Note I've only been playing since October and haven't advanced past Brayflox's Longstop yet, story-wise)

Makes me suspect a secret Lalafel Syndicate trafficking in Miqo'te females, it does. Oh dear...