Hildiband's 5 Years (soilers?)

[Anonymoose]

If my mental impression of him is accurate, I would assume that he tried to give eating people a chance, as he thought he was a zombie and that's what zombies are supposed to do. However, he was likely disgusted by the idea, didn't do it, pretended to do it while telling his zombie companions how delicious people are (while flexing), and then secretly slunk off to have some tacos ... like a gentlemen, as not to offend their delicate zombie sensibilities.