Welcome to mmos. This is the 419, 356, 901, 112, 003, 920, 529 time I have seen this EXACT thread over the last 30 or so mmos I have played.

The answer IS: They spent 235, 098 hours carefully calculating your exact average nightly start up time and THAT is the truth.

You are very very special and by telling you the truth I am endangering my life. Any moment they will come to eradicate me for reaching out to you and tipping the scales. If by some great act of luck you get this message. Run and donot stop running. They will get you!