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    Player Mhaeric's Avatar
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    Mhaeric Llystrom
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    Anyone else picture what it looks like behind the scenes...

    ... when nearing a major patch?

    Maybe I just an over-active imagination, but I always imagine what the devs might be doing in the final moments of a patch before release.

    Possible scenario: Red alarm lights flashing, and people scurrying about provide the backdrop to Yoshi screaming at an intern in a coffee stained shirt to bring him some more coffee that doesn't taste like yak piss. Everyone's normally pressed white shirts shirts are sweat-stained and disheveled, and papers are flying about the room as people frantically search for a solution to the patch not being anywhere close to ready. All the while an ominous countdown repeats endlessly in a gentle yet firm female voice, "Attention! Patch goes live in t-minus 15 minutes. Installation must be complete or total system failure will occur."

    Scenario two: Yoshi-P and Foxclon are sitting around in a darkened room with a big green button in front of them that reads "On." A mostly empty bottle of sake is on the table and the two are having a giggling fit while Yoshi is drunkenly explaining to F for the 10th time that the patch has been ready to go live for hours, he just enjoys watching the little people squirm on the forums.
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    Gabanisu's Avatar
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    Gabanis Azralia
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    ONly a one HOur extension not too bad
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    Join me for a super happy fun time, except when it's not super happy fun time.

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    DeeJayImut's Avatar
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    Brandon Fury
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mhaeric View Post
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    i like this dude

    i vote number 2, imagine that lol
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    My reaction on king moogle...

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    HolyHolli's Avatar
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    Ravenia Fade
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    lol!

    Gah, the "yak piss" had me busting up!

    But no really they're probably laying on their stomachs on a bed with one leg bent, supporting their body with their elbows and fixing whatever is to be fixed before launch.

    That or your second scenario. xD
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    AdamuKun322's Avatar
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    Sinon Everglade
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    LOL that is funny. Haha
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