Weirdest Reason For AFK?

[Kinseykinz]

I always see people go afk saying, My kids woke up or I have to go pick my kids up. I mean tbh if I had kids I would not be spending tons of time on a game, I would spend it with my kids.

Ummm... It's midnight, my 3 year old is sleeping right now...is it okay if I play?

Which is WHY, by the way you get parents, responsible ones at that, saying 'sorry gotta go AFK kiddo needs me' because well Kiddo wasn't supposed to need me, which is why in my free time (parents still have that ya know) I logged into a game to relax...but she now just suddenly and unexpectedly woke up at 11pm 3 hours into her bedtime with a fever. And being the responsible parent,and gamer, I politely tell you why I need to afk, and attend to my sick child...or scared child (bad dream)...or my child who had an accident because she's learning to go through the night...and why I don't ignore my child who needs me to play a video game.

On topic I did once accidentally type in FC chat:
/fc guys gonna be afk for a bit, be back later
and then meant to /t my hubby who also plays
/t nookie break?
...but instead mt'd it with his name and the question in FC right afterwards