Announcing FFXIV Mortgage Services [12/15/13]

[Quesse]

Announcing FFXIV Mortgage Services [12/15/13]

Are you fretting about being able to buy the house of your dreams? Fret no more! FFXIV Mortgage Services will provide low cost financing on a qualifying loan towards your Free Company House.

FFXIV Mortgage Services provides:

- Instant funds availability as soon as the digital paperwork is signed.
- Low compound interest rates: 10% for non-Legacy servers, 20% for Legacy Servers
- Direct Payment plan available: payments can be automatically subtracted from funds in your Free Company chest.
- Flexible terms from 6 months to 30 years
- Convenient access from any Grand Company HQ Quartermaster
- Loans from 1 million to 1000 million gil

Be sure your Free Company is not homeless for the holidays! Take advantage of this special service upon the commencement of Patch 2.1 at any Grand Company HQ.

Terms and Conditions:

- 25% down payment due at signing
- Cosigner required for loans above 100 million gil
- In the event of a missed payment, all lands, houses, items, gil, and crystals in Free Company Chest will be forfeit.
- 5% upkeep fee due on the 13th of each Eorzea month.
- 50% of all gil earned from quests and monster drops by Free Company members will automatically be applied towards mortgage principal.
- Compound interest calculated daily.

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[Starlord]

Bahaha, the link goes to 2.1 patch notes :P

[Reiterpallasch]

Most people at least try to be funny when they make posts like this. What were you trying to accomplish exactly, other than more forum spam?

[chubnasty]

didn't see any grammatical mistakes or spelling errors so this must be a hoax

[Vahlnir]

Most people at least try to be funny when they make posts like this. What were you trying to accomplish exactly, other than more forum spam?

Idk, I think it's at least somewhat amusing.

[Kyra]

I will take the 1000 million gil loan on a 30 year term please.

[cainejw]

Most people at least try to be funny when they make posts like this. What were you trying to accomplish exactly, other than more forum spam?

You can remove that stick from your ass and chuckle every once in a while. I know it will be difficult, but take a squat. Go on. You'll feel better.

[Nica]

You can remove that stick from your ass and chuckle every once in a while. I know it will be difficult, but take a squat. Go on. You'll feel better.

he can't though, the stick that's stuck in his ass is REALLY long...

[Defmetal]

Is the loan processed by Bank of America backed by Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac? Because if so that makes sense why the value drops by 50% in 90 days.

[Feyniphia]

Most people at least try to be funny when they make posts like this. What were you trying to accomplish exactly, other than more forum spam?

Chill dude, chill. Laugh once in a while. Don't se SO serious over it.