How to get lvl 50 for all class ASAP 101

[RoosterAgathos]

1. Create character
2. Give it a clever, ironic and/or fanservice name
3. Solo level to 10.
4. Join fate parties at appropriate zones (google: FFXIV fate grinding locations)

a. create a quick claim macro.

b. button mash till your eyes bleed and your brain cells die

5. Finish story quest but skip every cut scene
6. Gear out your character with relic and DL (or better)
7. Realize you didn't learn how to actually play your chosen job's and spend another week+ or so actually learning how to play. (assuming this in not an alt)