Quote Originally Posted by Rex View Post
"Spiderman will be sold in stores this holiday season."

"Need for Speed will be placed onto shelves nonchalantly this April."


.....No. Sorry...THAT is "lazy writing." I'd rather be entertained than be bored. Thank you!
Yeah, what you wrote was ALSO lazy writing. Half-assed puns don't make for compelling reading material, hence why Dr. Seuss only made children's books. Takes a bit more brain power to find a creative way to represent or convey idea than to just look at what x character does and try to shoehorn it into a pun.

Like I said, I enjoy good (and intentionally bad) puns here and there. But at a certain point when every single fate and quest is a pun - some worse than the Titan one - you wind up rolling your eyes more than grabbing your tummy and letting out a hearty guffaw. Why is pun moderation such a bad thing? I'm not saying don't use puns at all, I'm saying don't force puns just for the sake of having a pun. Do you punderstand?