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And it's a trend that isn't even limited to just this game. _EVERY_ single video game review or news story has an unimaginative and retarded tagline. How many times must we read that Need for Speed is "crashing" into stores this April? Or that Spiderman is "webslinging" his way onto store shelves this holiday season? I don't even know wtf that's supposed to mean. It's lazy writing and annoying as hell.

Look, I'm not asking you to shun all the puns. I'm just saying it's not fun when you punish us with the constant use of puns. If you have a good one, then use it and be done. If not, I'd rather read none than be overwhelmed with a ton.
Yeesh. Grumpy.

"Spiderman will be sold in stores this holiday season."

"Need for Speed will be placed onto shelves nonchalantly this April."


.....No. Sorry...THAT is "lazy writing." I'd rather be entertained than be bored. Thank you!