Everyone is making their own QQ threads about things that already have many threads. So, here is my pointless/useless thread that just clutters the forums and won't change anything.
¤ I've fallen and can't get up.
¤ I spilled my milk.
¤ My last fart was wet.
¤ Taking a poop, but I didn't realize I was out of toilet paper till I was done.
¤ I locked my keys in my car.
¤ Walked around all day with my flyer down.
¤ I laughed so hard, I wet myself.
¤ My dog licked his balls, then licked my face.