Has anyone heard of PACT?

[Kismet]

Could someone provide me with some more information on this elusive FC please? I can't seem to find any information at all no matter how hard I look. Are they an exclusive "have to be born into" club like the Illuminati?

[PariSexus]

Less Illuminati more Freemansonry.

Good morning Kismet = ]

[Kismet]

Morning Pari! I trust you have come here seeking information as well?

Surely there is a rogue-PACT member out there willing to divulge this information in exchange for a VERY generous reward.

[PariSexus]

I am a holder of such secrets but I cant divulge anything. Not until I have my first cup of coffee. Also, rogue members are hung by their toes until they look less like Lalafells and more like Hyurs. It takes some time. Im very patient.

[Kismet]

Ahh! But you have already, unknowingly, provided intricate details of your discipline regimen. I will commence "Operation: Kismet's Kuddle Korner" immediately.

Edit: muahahahahahAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *vanishes in a cloud of smoke*

[PariSexus]

Oh no ... you mind trickster you! You have very subtelty sneaked into my head OR you can just come and sit with me and have some coffee too. Unless you hate coffee in which case.... WHAT TYPE OF HUMAN ARE YOU?!

[Kismet]

*Captain's log, Eorz-date 1556: individual in charge of disciplining rogue members has a strange fondness for a murky black substance known as "coffee"*

[PariSexus]

"Section 42* This is FC Leader Paris requesting update on Operation capture Phoenix. Target Kismet must be captured before interacting with the general public. Use any method available including invasive feather tickling. On another note, send another cup of coffee up. Thanks. Oh and some extra sugar and cream too just in case. Over and Out. "

[Melfear]

I can share these secrets, this little Lalafell will never be able to tie me by my toes ... i can't see them anyway!! ... And, Paris, I don't drink coffee ... ever.

The biggest secret of this FC is ...

[PariSexus]

Time to break out the BFG!