"Weavers Gone Mad! Terror Vacations in Eorzea."

[Bloodskylah]

**A word of warning, The contents of this report may be too shocking and violent for some viewers.**

As wool prices around Eorzea skyrocket and market undercuts and cutthroat charlatans reign supreme, some weavers, on the cusp of financial ruin turn to murder! Their sadistic exploits have been recently exposed in these shocking photos.


The above photos depict this sadistically unhinged weaver beating a frightened sheep to death with both his fists, AND the tool of his trade! The violence continued off camera as the weaver began to harvest the pelt of the beast himself, using nothing but a rusty needle. Below we have captured a photo at a later time of the madman celebrating his brutality over the body of his fluffy victim.


Is this merely a prelude of the chaos to come as the Eorzean economy spins more and more wildly out of control? No one is sure. What IS certain, however, is that this affront to common decency must be put to a stop. Anyone witnessing these acts of cruelty and the desperate men (or women) perpetrating them should immediately report to the proper authorities. Do not under any circumstances approach these individuals as they may attack with or without provocation. Until such a time as they are caught, our hearts go out to the poor animals that happen to be in the path of the brutality.

You heard it here, Eorzea. Nicolai, out.

[joshdavis271]

Those dirty bastards... THEY WILL HANG FOR THIS!!! gather your pitchforks and torches citizens, its time for an angry mob!

[Cluebilly]

Those dirty bastards... THEY WILL HANG FOR THIS!!! gather your pitchforks and torches citizens, its time for an angry mob!

Will there be cotton candy?

[Shirai]

Send the meat my way!

[Hysterior]

"Cotton" "Please" "Can I have it?"

[Decrith]

These weavers give the rest of us a bad name, we must SEW them for animal cruelty!!

[Kairgon]

[jjfly]

And next on the Eorzean news, Leatherworkers.

[Bloodskylah]

We'll cover those filthy leatherworkers in a separate story. You wouldn't believe the depraved secrets of those people... As a hint it involves snurbles and a lot of exclamations of the word "armageddon!" or "dalmund!". Eorzea really is going to heck in a hamster ball...shame... shame....

[Grundy]

I'm not sure what to congratulate you on first, beating to death a Karakul as Weaver, or actually finding a Karakul alive in Coerthas.

Both are impressive feats.