Stop lying to your groups

[Shioban]

“But I don’t say anything / lie because shout groups are asking for Relic +1 Pomeranians experienced in advanced fire hoop jumping and all I know how to play is the tuba”

I'm now advertising I want Relic+1 Pomeranians or bust.

But I completley agree, if you lie we'll find out, it's easier to just say "I've never done it before, would be okay with showing me how it's done?"

It's 10x better to ask and probably get accepted in anway than weasel your way into it, sure you'll get a few people that'll say no, but eventually someone will take you.
Alternatively shout for a "Amdapor Keep, Normal Run"

Why wouldnt i lie. IF i get into coil by lying then thats great. Id like to see the 7 other ppl qq just cause im new.
Especially if ive gone DPS i should be able to get carried and learn the fight or at least fail and get experiance.
Groups saying experiance only deserve ata least 1 new person. How else is anyone going to get a go in coil.

How obstinate of you, seven other players probably wouldn't mind showing you how to do it if you simply said "I'm not sure how this fight goes, can you guys show me how it works, it doesn't look too hard from the video, learning it in-game is easier I think though" VERY few groups will refuse you IF you are polite and considerate.

Going in with "lol, dem idiuts will cari m 2 turn 5 an i get alhagun wepun, h-huuuuuuuuuuh" will only leave you with a red-bottom when your team realises you have no clue what your doing after you eat your third balast, piercing laser or wiping the party to Allagan Rot.

Way to go /slowclap teamwork in a nut-shell.


In terms of 'How else do I get into a coil group?', you simply ask "My Paladin is geared and i'm willing to learn the fight, would you mind letting me come and show me how the fights works?" if they refuse you, you ask another.


Alternately, find a free-company, join as [job name here] and let them teach you and nurture you and gear you up and rainbows will be flying out of your arse when you realise "This is better this way!"