Oh. My. Gosh.

[Ehayte]

You guys.

Look at that WAR.

He's like, so, OP.

He looks like, one of those Coil MTs. pshh
They only want him in their group, because, he just got a total BUFF, 'kay?
I can't believe he's just so good, it's like, so unfair to PLDs, I mean - come on!
Look! He's just so...BUFFED!

I LIKE - BIG - BUFFS and I cannot lie,
You other tanks can't deny
That when a tank walks in with tons of HP
and mitigation from IB you get -
FUN, wanna WAR in your party
because you notice he's hearty
Deep in coil he's tankin'
Caduceus won't be spankin'
Ohh WAR-guy, I wanna group with you,
WAR in coil no longer taboo.
My PLD friends tried to warn me,
but that HP you got makes me-me-me say YATZEE!
Ooh, Thrill of Battle,
Those jelly PLDs will prattle
Well, friend me, friend me,
You got crazy enmity
I see PLDs slashin'
to hell with shield bashin'!
Your tough, buff,
PLD are gonna get snuffed!
I'm tired of swords and shields,
seeing boring blocks and low heals!
Ask the average healer, "Which tank's got the floor?" -
"They gotta be a WAR"

I LIKE BIG BUFFS


I posted this in tank forums yesterday and it got a bunch of likes, so I figured I would share it with everyone : D

For added effect, you can sing along to this : D