real talk: my wife is an ex-professional ballerina. When she saw me doing the lightning fate, this is how our conversation went:

Wife: "Is that the chick from the other nerd game you used to play on playstation?"

Me: "Yes, hun"

Wife: "Whats she doing in this game?"

Me: "Its a cross promotion for the sequel to the last game of her's you saw me playing. I could try and explain the story angle to you... but truthfully it doesn't make much sense to me."

Wife: "Why's she so skinny? She didn't used to look like that"

Me: "Idk. I thought she looked a bit malnourished myself"

Wife: "She looks like my old ballet friends after they finished throwing up what they just ate"

Me: "Thats gross hun. When's dinner?"


Not saying that my wifes opinion should be taken as universal fact. There are many types of bodies in this world and many reasons why someone may be considered skinny, fat, in shape, or whatever. Just sayin.