Rapscallions

[SmoothCriminal]

Ahoy Mates! the Rapscallions ship has sailed into Sirens waters and has made port.we are seeking a few able bodied lasses and gents to fill our quarters. If ye be the same as we, ye may have a place on this crew.

We're rascals and scoundrels, we're villians and knaves.
We're devils and black sheep, we're really bad eggs.
We're beggars and blighters and ne'er do-well cads,
Aye, but we're loved by our mommies and dads.

Arrr every 'morrow We pillage and plunder, we rifle and loot. We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot. We extort and pilfer, we filch and we sack. Maraud and embezzle and even highjack.

Charlatans, Bilge rats, Bamboozlers, and Hoodwinkers will be keelhauled and taken to see Davey Jones.

if ye be interested in joining our crew leave ye mark and a Mate will show ye to the ship.

Drink up me mateys yo ho!