Why do birds float? Petition to exterminate floating birds.

[Vesperia]

Have you ever noticed that buzzards/carrions just float around? Since when did birds just float around? If you ever walk down the street and see an eagle floating around, tell me, because i'd like to see that.

Why did SE decide to carry this trait over from FFXI? Of all the features at their disposal, they chose floating birds, I mean really?

SE, can you please delete these creatures from your database. Nobody fights them anyway so they won't even be missed and you can just give their drops to some other bird-mob until you figure out how to make a realistic-looking flying bird.

(Hover Birds) (No thanks!)

And by the way, this is a serious thread. I know you guys like to make superficial judgments about my threads, but please bear with me on this one.

And if you like floating birds... well fine... what ever floats your boat I guess. Or whatever floats your bird, as the case may be.