I actually understood that it was a joke from the beginning. It's pretty obvious that you intended it to be a satirical poke at the people that *want* Dancer to be a tank job. I was agreeing with you about the absurdity of it, not criticizing you because I believed that you were supporting the idea.
Welcome to the internet, where every discussion immediately goes out of the OP's control as soon as they make the first post. Some people think that DNC would make a great evasion tank and some people believe that evasion tanks are completely and utterly horrible which is why DNC should never be made into a tank. Your OP brought up both the absurdity of a DNC being a tank as well as the fundamental flaws in a tank relying too heavily upon RNG based mitigation mechanisms so both of the topics that I mentioned before pertain to it.Everyone please come into this thread and have a bonerific discussion about how evasion tanks are broken and do not work.
I realize that you might not like a pseudo-serious/pseudo-intellectual discussion about different ways to implement tanks and their relative strengths and weaknesses, but this isn't *your* internet. If it's brought up and it is actually related to the OP in some way, it's open season to discuss it even if it wasn't actually your intent to do so.