No one else is finding this amusing.
The guy is striving to be Marketplace King!
HIS GOAL WILL BE MET SOMEDAY....For he sadly...the Marketplace peasent.
Strive on my friend! Become the King of all Transitions.
Your loyal Retainers will help you every step of the way!

On a serious note: Nice change of pace than other boring cry of many tears thread lol.
Fun thread yo.