Do you wish your retainer followed you around clapping coconuts together as you travel? Does the phrase "Disciples of the Hand" make you giggle? Has your license been revoked for operating a Chocobo under the influence?

If that's you, then you may be looking for Unrepentant.

We're a group of big kids who keep it casual and fun. We're more interested in getting together on mumble and knocking out some guildleves then we are being the Most Serious And Hardcore Group EVER. We don't need drama, and we don't need to turn our hobby into some silly competition. That's it. That's how we roll. Sound good?

So, you wanna roll with The U? Here's how you make that happen:

1. You must be over 18. We have members age 18 to 62; our average age is 30ish.
2. Hop over to this website and fill out our application.
3. You must not be wearing pants when you apply. (Yes, we will be checking.)

Stay classy, Eorzea!