FF14 Limericks!

[wrightstuf]

Anyone know any good ones? I'll start...

There once was a big boss named Titan
They came from afar for the fightin
His Plumes caused you to spread
His Stomp rattled you head
And in the end caused you sphincter to tighten!

[Duuude007]

I once took a trip down to coil
And ADS made my blood boil
Cauceus goes split
Clockworks in a fit
And locked from turn 5? Makes me roil!

[wrightstuf]

There once was a dungeon AK
that everyone wanted to play
they came for the tomes
but got sent to their homes
cause their gear was far from OK

[Llan]

I'm a Bard and I trust my bow
I know this world has much to show
Dealing damage or helping the weak
I would be happy to get my cap every week
300 is a fine number
Sadly every run my party gets dumber.

Llan Hana.

[wrightstuf]

there once was the OP dragoon
elite was the name of his tune
but the bard sang his song
and the monk did no wrong
and the blm's dps hit the moon!

[Amyas]

I am a War, that is for true
With my Axe I'll send yer guts astrew
I started with Rocks
In the school of hard knocks
But now I'm fine cleaving you~

am I doing it right?

[Darksword]

There once was a wild Mithra Summoner
Who thought avatar fights were a bummer
But the avatars all fell
Til' Fenrir rang her bell
And getting the pup took all summer.

There once was a Mikote SMN
Who came to new lands all a' hummin'
but the world was so easy
the primals were breezy
and now she only has three pets to summon.

[Amyas]

Bumping for poetic justice!

[wrightstuf]

As a Bard, i've been told i'm weak sauce
A raid's dps suffers loss
But your MP will charge
And your TP quite large
So i say to you...Now who's boss!

Meh, i'll try to do better next time

[Amyas]

Some said I should roll a Paladin
I said a shields good for naught but to make salad in
So I picked up my axe
And gave them three whacks
Now who's the gimped tank for endgame again?