So... issues still happening. Still largely impossible to continue (I wiped on class quests that would be easy if I didn't lose control of my character for FORTY seconds at a time), still having no issues whatsoever on any other game. Already disabled\enabled USB ports, uninstalled\reinstalled USB and controller drivers, nothing's worked.

Oh, and I found this:

http://forum.square-enix.com/ffxiv/t...es#post1566152

Which is a problem almost identical to this one being wrapped up with a tidy "Wellp, looks like this problem's resolved!" It most certainly isn't.

Please, please, a response?