If I Were A Lominsan Quest NPC

[Yrusama]

Feel free to write your own real life quest!

Quest Start:
"Lo, Adventurer! Are ye 'vailable? Ye see, I 'ave this terrible problem! Me lawn is but a few ilms too tall!"

"I 'aven't 'ad an opportunity to retrieve our lawn mower from 'Ome Depot until today and, wouldn' ye know it? She's not yet assembled!"

"If ye could spare a bell or two and take care of our lawn, I'll make it worth yer while!"

*After a blank look, the guy puts the mower together and mows the lawn, also taking care of some other gardening tasks.*

Quest End:
"Many thanks, adventurer, for rescuin' our lawn! Ye've braved the dangers o' the weed patches and made quick work o' trimmin' the bush!"

"Ye'll 'ave ta forgive the shite me pup leaves in the back yard. She 'asn't the thumbs to clean it 'erself, bless 'er heart, an' me ma and I 'ave other work needs doin'."

*several paragraphs later*

"Where was I? Ah yes! Thanks again for yer services! I'll see to it me mates'll 'ear of this kindness!"

*I present the guy with a used pair of jeans, a pair of cheap safety goggles, a 5 coins of outdated currency, and a pair of rusted ("weathered") hedgeclippers. After the guy takes the clippers and pants, I withdraw the gloves and coins, throw money at him, and close the door in his face.*

[Nullie]

/skip text and head for destination by map

[LobsterBisque]

I would talk like a normal person.