FATES.. oh how dirty you are..

[silverhope]

Everyone just blindly follows Fates.. and we never read or see what were doing.. until today..




Also they wouldent let me join...

[Tooth]

http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/T..._Argonian_Maid

[Ketsufuma]

i always loved and chuckled at this one in costa del sol ^^ fits the area so perfectly :P

[silverhope]

I was fishing and saw this and was just jaw dropped heh

[Arriverderci]

http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/T..._Argonian_Maid

Crantius Colto
Cleaning, eh? I have something for you. Here, polish my spear.

Lifts-Her-Tail
But it is huge! It could take me all night!

Crantius Colto
Plenty of time, my sweet. Plenty of time.

[xXHalloweenTrixXx]

I'm assuming there is no cross-breeding between races xD. Since we don't see any half-breeds.

[Livilda]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nSKkwzwdW4

[Halloween]

This shouldn't come as a surprise. Sastasha was the 1st dungeon and they smack us in the face with a Pirate sex slave operation. You should hear what those poor girls have to say in there.

[Nahara]

It's always fun to find the myriad things that FFXIV managed to sneak past the censors.

[Rivienne]

This shouldn't come as a surprise. Sastasha was the 1st dungeon and they smack us in the face with a Pirate sex slave operation. You should hear what those poor girls have to say in there.

Hah. How many people actually pay attention in dungeon to anything except the enemies? Especially that first one, it is very much rush rush kill kill yay loot. Even then the number of times I have had to do something like "points to coffer" to get people to stop for non-boss loot is ridiculous.

When I first tried to read all the text in Sastasha (my second run through) I got told "ignore those they don't drop anything".

That said this kind of text is rampant in la noscea. Just about every NPC text bubble conversation I have seen is loaded with innuendos. And the fates start pretty early with this sort of thing, I mean just outside of Limsa in Lower La Noscea there is that jellyfish fate, where the cowardly boy is trying to trick an "innocent maid".