Typhonic Beast <BEAST> is recruiting!

[Malachi_Draven]

We are accepting deviants, alts, hookers, lalafells, refugees, lepers, lalafells, amputees, mules, strippers, preachers, naked lalafells, drunks, methadone junkies, horse thieves, Canadians, Canadian lalafells, people who chew on their own tongue, lalafells who chew on their friends' tongues (think about that- some lalafell hangin' offa somebody's face, just masticating away....), and pretty much anyone else.

No politicians, though. We have standards.

As you may have guessed, we're an awesome FC with a sense of humor (I don't care if you don't think it's funny, it's still humor. I'll bet the Canadians get it.)

Don't let our charming personality fool you, though. Just because we like to have fun doesn't mean we're not totally badass at gaming. We live and breathe MMOs and can slay dragons in our sleep. We'll run circles around you with both legs tied behind our back. And best of all? We'll look good doing it!

Visit www.typhonicbeast.com for more info!

[Obderiath]

Mal's a good guy! You'd be doing yourself a favor by joining!

[Malachi_Draven]

Mal's a good guy! You'd be doing yourself a favor by joining!

<3 Obbie!

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[Malachi_Draven]

Still powering people through their Relic Weapons, and some of our members are decked out in their Relic +1's now. About to start having parties in Coil. That Wolves' Den PvP is coming out soon and you can bet that <BEAST> will be the top PvP FC! You should get in before we become elitist tools who are selective with applicants :P lol

[Malachi_Draven]

[McDizz]

What days are you looking to run 24 man content on? I imagine coil groups will choose their own days based on majority, but i have a group of 4 - 5 players looking for a home that will be doing the main content in say the Mon - Weds time frame.

[LannSandoria]

I've been with the <<BEAST>> since Early Access, we were one of the 1st FC's on the server! I've been with them since I was a nobody, and through thick and thin... I just want to state that I'm really happy I joined, it's been nothing but a great group of guys and gals. Even those that have left I still keep in touch with here and there. These guys are becoming like a 2nd family to me! Down to earth, often funny, it's always good time and I can only see it getting better. Douche-clown-elitists look elsewhere.

[Malachi_Draven]

I've been with the <<BEAST>> since Early Access, we were one of the 1st FC's on the server! I've been with them since I was a nobody, and through thick and thin... I just want to state that I'm really happy I joined, it's been nothing but a great group of guys and gals. Even those that have left I still keep in touch with here and there. These guys are becoming like a 2nd family to me! Down to earth, often funny, it's always good time and I can only see it getting better. Douche-clown-elitists look elsewhere.

<3 you too, Lann.

To everybody else - we're still recruiting! We're building up our ranks in preparation of 2.1. If you want to get in on the ground floor of the soon-to-be top PvP FC on the server, then message Malachi Draven in-game. We'll have full Crystal Tower groups, the best PvPers, the largest FC house available, cheap booze, and some sexy Miqo'te dancers.

[Malachi_Draven]

[Malachi_Draven]

We had some trouble with our website for a couple days, but it's back up an running so come check us out!