ROFLSTOMP the UNIVERSE <#WARISBESTESTZ> is recruiting!

[Zoomie]

Hey guys! I've seen the light and rerolled warrior as they are now pwnzorzFOTM and want to start an all Warrior FC!

Recruitment needs:
Tanks: warrior x2
DPS: warrior x4
Heals: warrior x2

Hit me up and lets do this shite!

#Serverfirsttwintanialol!
#Warrioroverlords
#PleasejoinmePAPASTEEL






































If you're taking any of this seriously please don't.

[Kieran_G]

You have my axe!

[Insatiable]

And my Axe!

[PapaSteel]

And my Old Spice!

[ZakV]

Welcome to the dark side.

[Khazrak]

In lieu of the warrior buff I located your new founded FC its national anthem.

I LIKE - BIG - BUFFS and I cannot lie,
You other tanks can't deny
That when a tank walks in with tons of HP
and mitigation from IB you get -
FUN, wanna WAR in your party
because you notice he's hearty
Deep in coil he's tankin'
Caduceus won't be spankin'
Ohh WAR-guy, I wanna group with you,
WAR in coil no longer taboo.
My PLD friends tried to warn me,
but that HP you got makes me-me-me say YATZEE!
Ooh, Thrill of Battle,
Those jelly PLDs will prattle
Well, friend me, friend me,
You got crazy enmity
I see PLDs slashin'
tell hell with shield bashin'!
Your tough, buff,
PLD are gonna get snuffed!
I'm tired of swords and shields,
seeing boring blocks and low heals!
Ask the average healer, "Which tank's got the floor?" -
"They gotta be a WAR"

I LIKE BIG BUFFS

Source: http://forum.square-enix.com/ffxiv/t...6-Oh.-My.-Gosh.

[Bruthicus]

Is everyone in this thread blind??

*minor buffs*

Inner Beast

- HP absorbed by damage dealt will be reduced from 300% to 100%

GG WP YOSHI-SAN

GET BAITED 0/10 would not roll warrior.

[Zoomie]

Is everyone in this thread blind??



GG WP YOSHI-SAN

GET BAITED 0/10 would not roll warrior.

Only a warrior could possibly understand how having a skills healing reduced from 300% to 100% is in fact a BUFF! It probably has something to do with that super high base piety Warriors have. >.>

You're application as been accepted despite you having never actually applied. Plz drop company and I will invite post haste!