Quote Originally Posted by Kryzen View Post
When farming AK with my FC and we pug a DPS who is new I tell them that they need to /tickle the large tonberries at the final boss's second stage so they stay happy and do not charge towards us to one shot us.

If they don't believe me at first it tell them its a Japanese game and they are all about doing cute things like that. Its usually more then enough to convince them.

I just like to watch them go splat and I don't really feel bad ever since we are farming tomes and all the gear will go to the new guy anyways.
You sir, are hilarious. I award you the internets. Also, have you offcially Trademarked that? I'm not going to lie to you, I REALLY want to do this to someone!