So, I just got out of Ifrit hard mode. We were with Two Paladins, 2 White Mages, and 4 Bards. There was absolutely no way we'd win that fight. So, when we decided that someone had to quit out but no one wanted to I came up with a game that was 100% fair and anyone was subject to elimination.

I moved my character forward after typing this:

"The first one to die quits! "

I pulled with Provoke, and ran like crazy. The "O_O"'s popped up in the text chat as Ifrit got his first victim, a Bard. Surprisingly enough, that Bard left. Ladies and gentlemen, your solution to the stalemate! Strange, but oddly enough more fun than it sounds, running like ants away from the giant boot that is Ifrit and seeing who gets stomped on first.

I think I may have come up with a mini-game. >_>