The greatest lolwut moments on a duty

[Gaulent]

This is one of my greatest lolwut

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QthSHJt_0Ck

This is the result of a semi-wipe where the SCH used LB3 just before he died leaving Melusine without a clue of what was happening xD Notice that she is just auto-attacking basically.

[Noshpan]

Was in WP (story) for my book. Tank mentions it's their first time in WP as tank. Progress was a bit slow, but I could deal with it. It got a little hairy at times because the tonberry stalker caught up with the group. I did inform them that the stalker can be LOS'd. The Black Mage often tell the tank to bring mobs to various spots so as to avoid getting poinked by the tonberry stalker.

Was doing Copperbell (hard) for my book. Tank mentions that this was his first time in the dungeon as a tank. Sure, I'm cool with that, but their name seemed familiar and I was fairly certain it was the exact same tank I got in WP. On the second boss, tank & healer both die, but the other Dragoon and myself manage to down the boss. On the last boss the healer picks up each crystal and sets them down for the worm. We quickly run out so we wipe. As the healer, Dragoon & myself are making our way to the last boss, the tank uses LB. We did finally beat the boss. The other Dragoon had to pick up my slack because I was busying planting the crystals at the right time.

[ReddAxel]

I joined a group in PF last week. It was listed as a "Leviathan HM learning group". I figured me and a few buddies would go in and tear stuff up, bonus tomes as well.

We join, then the leader goes "Oh, this was suppose to be a Ramuh Ex learning group"....wut

[myahele]

I went to queue in progress as a tank and I ended up in a party that was ERPing

[MeiUshu]

did you know that two ACN (not having their job yet) and their pets can beat Halatali NM ? Tank and healer left at the start dont ask me why no clues. Other ACN and myself looked at each other and we said, ok lets try while we wait....we didnt think we could make it but...we did ! we died a few times mostly at snakes but what a blast. I was slightly undergeared so I couldnt finish the last boss I died at 50 % hp but the other ACN and her pet finished it.. a tank +healer showed up and were soo frustrated LOL...

that was a great moment...and soo peaceful

Mei

[KingJace]

I went to queue in progress as a tank and I ended up in a party that was ERPing

Saucy. How far into it were they? XD

[lvlagmarink]

Mog extreme where the king casts the last killer aoe, screen went black, cast occured, everyone died but 3 people managed to still stand and won the fight..

[Morgan]

Tanked Titan HM as sch. It was at his 20% or so with both tanks smashed and few dps alive. Surivived turntables and stuff by collective healing. Thanks to DPS Titan died right after I ran out of all aetherflows I could use.
Stared at my monitor way too long after that.

[SekhmetM]

Exactly <3

I guess the monk didn't know how to manage his skills

A monk's aoe is extremely pitiful to that of summoners, bards, and black mages. Don't bother.

[Faelandaea]

~snip due to character limit~

DEFINITELY know how you feel!

Does anyone here remember the old classic Everquest? Not EQII or any of their remakes. The original - from like 1999. MMO games were really hooking back then and people would literally spend hundreds or even over 1000 dollars on Ebay to buy an account with a geared max level character. people were bloody making careers out of leveling and selling EQ accounts. I was SO stupid not to do that, but I am one of those that if i level a character, he is mine and mine alone and no one is touching him regardless of price.

Now that the back history is explained, you'll understand my bit on this:

I have a macro that says "Hello, all. I just started playing today and bought this character off Ebay, so please bear with me while I learn the controls!"

In all of the runs I have done, I have never been vote-kicked. In fact all but one party got the joke and just laughed, and, like the poster I snipped a quote to above, I get a LOT of comms for making people laugh (it isn't just about being a healer or tank - sometimes it's about having a good time, ye know?) But my LOLWUT moment was when a player read my macro, did NOT get the joke, and proceeded to bombard the chat with his VERY long lecture on ethics in gaming and his views on buying characters, etc. We waited for him to rage quit. he tried to vote kick me and the rest of the party slapped him down. He sat at the spawn point to the dungeon while the other three of us started clearing out trash. We finally got to the first boss and . . . you guessed it . . . Mr. Ethics was still ranting on. He wouldn't leave and he wouldn't move from his spot so we vote kicked him.

it was a DPS of course. (Don't kill me I am just trolling with that remark LOL)

I have since, however, narrowed my macro to just "Hello, all, I just started today so bear with me as I learn my job." This still draws a lot of laughs when people panic and inspect my gear (currently i115-ish on my healer).

I went to queue in progress as a tank and I ended up in a party that was ERPing

... Okay that one is definitely priceless. I'd have jumped in with something like "Oh yes. baby just look at the fat, naked, hairy midgets forcing themselves onto a wooden lawn gnome in the front yard. Let's get started, baby" and see how they react.

P.S. i hope you all just enjoyed that image XD