Can your Paladin do this?

I present you a world first. Ask yourself... why is my tank wiping on these interrupts and hes not even dancing?

40 seconds in, I present rbone.

http://www.twitch.tv/tehreaver/c/2935346

We all knew that standing near to chimera right leg wont be affected by any AoE..

............What am I supposed to be doing?

As Eylev said if it's about the leg, we already knew.

Now if it's about wearing a shirt, it seems to me Young Paladin Learner that you still have much learning to do.

So in the end, I ask: What are we supposed to be able to do?

YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO WONDER WHY YOU DIED COUNTLESS TIMES WITH A TRYHARD IDIOT TANK WHEN THIS ONE CAN DANCE MID FIGHT AND STILL HIT THE INTERRUPTS LELELEL

Not really related to the video or anything, but I just noticed the Chimera's feet clipped into the ground.

SE PLS. P L S.

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Originally Posted by zen555

YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO WONDER WHY YOU DIED COUNTLESS TIMES WITH A TRYHARD IDIOT TANK WHEN THIS ONE CAN DANCE MID FIGHT AND STILL HIT THE INTERRUPTS LELELEL

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Dance???????

Sorry looked more like having a seizure then a dance. I mean you were pretty much flopping all over the keyboard.

But no, I am a Paladin, and its not that I can't flop around but that I choose not to.

Not that hard to stay on leg & stunning voice :P

lmao, PLD as the off tank? looks like bad tanking to me.

People like you are what's wrong with the community at the moment.

u mirin' small sons

I like how he stopped dancing when people started dropping.

My paladin can actually tank instead of off tanking to a filthy warrior. really whats spectacular about auto-attack so you can have stun ready.

I giggled when he missed one, also this fight is the reason I refuse to tank end game there always seems to be a fight where the off tank literally just faps with nothing to do but interrupt and look pretty.

scale 1-10

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Originally Posted by Mazi

I giggled when he missed one, also this fight is the reason I refuse to tank end game there always seems to be a fight where the off tank literally just faps with nothing to do but interrupt and look pretty.

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Pre-made groups from your server, or with your FC, will see this issue die down a bit, at least on an individual basis. While the duty finder may ask you for two tanks for Ifrit Hard, you really only need a single Paladin, whom can tank and stun on their own. This opens another spot for a DPS. Depending on how good your tank is at paying attention, this can apply to Chimera too, as a single PLD can cycle Shield Bash and Spirits Within to completely dominate the voices.

or you can ask to your drg to help the paladin tanking, the stun can be put in the cycle quite easily.
but actually people think only paladin can interrupt *sighs*

I laughed. Now...what else to do during maintenance?

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Originally Posted by silentwindfr

or you can ask to your drg to help the paladin tanking, the stun can be put in the cycle quite easily.
but actually people think only paladin can interrupt *sighs*

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Generally, you only want one person stunning. When you start adding people, chances are someone is going to mess up somewhere and either a Voice is going to get through or the target is going to build stun resistance.

I find it much safer to leave the task to one person.

still next level

ZYZZ IN THE HOUSE SONS

I thought what I'd do was, I'd pretend I was one of those deaf-mutes.

You can only dance while stunning when your latency allow you to do it, if you see a PLD missing an stun he may have some latency issues.

I can't say it would be difficult to stand at the back of Chimera and wait for voices to stun. When you start actually tanking it and doing all those stuns while maintaining threat you may want to repost this thread..................

"It's more like a full body dry heave set to music."

so a nearly anorexic kid is soooo egotistical that he vids himself dancing and not actually doing the job he's supposed to be doing properly is a worlds first? the AFK'ers got there first kid and they simply don't do anything for the same rewards.

seriously go out of the house and do something physical you need at least another 20 lbs on that frame to not look sickly.

dont click the link, this thread was made for personal financial gain onry

Actually, it was worth it to click the link and then get the full FLV upload, not just the part he chose to show. Best part about the full video is how he was so focused on dancing on the first attempt that the party wiped and it turns out he, the off-tank, wasn't even off-tanking in the first place. Second best part is after the second (successful) attempt when the, um, pleasant conversation afterwards starts up.

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Originally Posted by CatofNineTails

so a nearly anorexic kid is soooo egotistical that he vids himself dancing and not actually doing the job he's supposed to be doing properly is a worlds first? the AFK'ers got there first kid and they simply don't do anything for the same rewards.

seriously go out of the house and do something physical you need at least another 20 lbs on that frame to not look sickly.

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SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE MIRIN'

LETS SEE WHALEMAN

mirin? short for admiring? anything but if that's the case this video is like the brother who put up a vid when his younger brothers wow account was terminated by his mother.

the part where the kid tried to jam his TV remote up his rectum was worth a laugh but the video was just as lame as this one otherwise.

Thanks for the inspiration. Nice choice in music btw

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Originally Posted by CatofNineTails

mirin? short for admiring? anything but if that's the case this video is like the brother who put up a vid when his younger brothers wow account was terminated by his mother.

the part where the kid tried to jam his TV remote up his rectum was worth a laugh but the video was just as lame as this one otherwise.

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THNX FOR LAUGHS KEEP REPLYING

PS UR CLEARLY MIRIN'

yeah from some skinny kid with his caps lock stuck on. lots to admire there eh?

next time mom says eat your veggies. you should do so might actually get some muscles on you. if I was you I'd be embarrassed to post a video showing just how scrawny I was.

CLEARLY MIRIN' SMALL SON

GET ON MY LEVEL

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Originally Posted by CatofNineTails

skinny kid

get some muscles on you. if I was you I'd be embarrassed to post a video showing just how scrawny I was.

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I wasn't aware it was a bad thing to be skinny and not have much muscle. Or do you just have body issues of your own and like to take it out on other people? I don't really see what the kids body type has to do with any of this.

can't stoop that low sorry you'll have to suffer the depths alone!

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Originally Posted by Meevers

I wasn't aware it was a bad thing to be skinny and not have much muscle. Or do you just have body issues of your own and like to take it out on other people? I don't really see what the kids body type has to do with any of this.

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when the person in question is boasting that people are admiring them? yes telling them the hard truth that they look sickly and nothing to admire is called for.

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Originally Posted by CatofNineTails

when the person in question is boasting that people are admiring them? yes telling them the hard truth that they look sickly and nothing to admire is called for.

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ITS OK THAT YOU'RE STILL MIRIN'

SOMEONE MAN THE HARPOONS ON THIS GUY THOUGH

P.S. SCALE OF 1-10

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Originally Posted by CatofNineTails

when the person in question is boasting that people are admiring them? yes telling them the hard truth that they look sickly and nothing to admire is called for.

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Admiring someone doesn't necessarily mean their body. Noone even mentioned his body before you did, not even he did. Although you seemed to have spent more time looking at the kids body when you watched the video I guess. So to me it seems like you did admire him in that way and now you feel the need to tell him his body is wrong for whatever reason. You sound like you got insecurities, bro. ;)

There's nothing wrong with someone being skinny.

People, please. We're clearly losing focus here. We're supposed to be talking about the awesomeness of this Paladin who is so amazing that he can jerk arrhythmically (like only us white boys can) while being a stunning god and not wipe.

http://i.imgur.com/zVBZcyY.gif

There, that's better.

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Originally Posted by Meevers

Admiring someone doesn't necessarily mean their body. Noone even mentioned his body before you did, not even he did. Although you seemed to have spent more time looking at the kids body when you watched the video I guess. So to me it seems like you did admire him in that way and now you feel the need to tell him his body is wrong for whatever reason. You sound like you got insecurities, bro. ;)

There's nothing wrong with someone being skinny.

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if you refer to the pathetic performance as a tank while he danced as admirable then you have a problem!

it was not me who video taped myself shirtless and tacked it onto the fraps video of failing to do an almost stupidly simple job as a off tank.