You played too much FATES when....(Funny)

Behave like this!

http://eu.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodest...9/blog/134386/

IM ARITE OR IM ARITE?


PD:I just wanted to post this to have a laugh, since the forums are full of players hating this, hating
that,demanding to add this, demanding to add that,getting mad because they don't have enough money... etc.

To me, every time I see it pop up on the map, I feel like Simba in The Lion King trying to dodge the stampede.

Lol! We've started calling this action of doing continuous fates "Ambulance chasing". :p

So true and yet so funny lol

Haha, that was amazing.

Guilty as charged.. lol

Best thing i've seen on the forums all day lol

To which, only a fragment of us actually make it to the FATE before it's over. Almost like the Natural Race of Conception...

I like to imagine some sort of Diety is playing the game like an RTS, sending his many zerglings to the objective before the timer runs out.

Ok... I laughed entirely way too long and hard at this lol. Thank you.

Nice one. :)

Though lately I find myself feeling more like the police at the end of an action movie, that show up after the fighting is all over...

These days, if you don't get to a fate within the first two minutes, it's over, which is a little sad. Especially for me, since I have the worst sense of direction ever. I can't wait for addons to be made available, could really use a GPS mod.

Gps: Destination set to Fate!
Take Conjurers' Guild Aetheryte to Plaza.
Head SE for 500 yalms to the Inn.
Descend the stairs and board the airship to Limsa Lominsa.
Arrive at Limsa Lominsa.
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Recalculating...
Recalculating...

Me: Gods help me... I'm lost in Limsa!

*five years later, in Limsa Lominsa*
"... and that's how I ended up retiring from adventuring and became a master culinarian!"

And in bed each night, I check the GPS and see it's still recalculating because navigating Limsa Lominsa is confusing even for a GPS, and I dream of my old adventuring days, and cry.

Glad that everyone is having a laugh, i'm still laughing my ass off when i look at the gif and think about the FATES.

@Returnee,you can get used to Limsa Lominsa, but i'm still 50 and i still get lost inside Uldah lol.

i like to call them fate trains

choo choo

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You played in too many FATEs when you look at your currency and notice you have 10,000 GC seals. >_>

Ah, good ol' FATE stampedes. Nothing like a coeurl/chocobo/goobbue/unicorn herd running by every once in awhile to help break up the monotony of mining! Well, that and running away from said FATEs when they spawn on top of me and the zerg cavalry hasn't yet arrived. :p

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Originally Posted by Luccafan

You played in too many FATEs when you look at your currency and notice you have 10,000 GC seals. >_>

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Even worse, a couple days ago when my cap was still 25K I was at 24k... I started the day at like 3k.. Wound up getting a whole set of lvl 30 caster gear just so I could go back out and farm more FATES.. I'm addicted.. phew.. there it was, step one, admitting it.. screw the next 11 steps.

Lol, so true :p I have 5 more levels to gain on my MRD and I'll be (thankfully) done with FATE-leveling. Then I can kick back and actually enjoy doing some random ones :3

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Originally Posted by Uki

Glad that everyone is having a laugh, i'm still laughing my ass off when i look at the gif and think about the FATES.

@Returnee,you can get used to Limsa Lominsa, but i'm still 50 and i still get lost inside Uldah lol.

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Well, I get lost in Ul'dah as well. Gridania seems to be the only place I don't get lost. I get lost outside of cities, too. It's kind of embarrassing really. :o

In Warcraft, my friend would make fun of me because I got lost looking for Darnassus. Kept saying if they followed me we'd end up in Undercity.

What he didn't know was that in Warhammer Online, I was playing on the Order faction and got lost and almost ran into a Destruction city by accident.

Fortunately, I noticed this just in time to turn tail and flee a mob of Destruction players. I ended up losing them in the woods, hiding on a ledge on the side of a cliff.
It was just lucky I could teleport or I would have been jumping and trying to land in the water.

Did anyone else notice in the gif that he appears to be in Costa Del Sol? I bet Cancer just popped, and just like most high school cheerleaders you end up with crabs after.

Damn, that GIF perfectly demonstrates heaps of people. I have to admit, that's me too.

LOL, that was a good giggle. I didn't really spam FATEs, rather as I was traveling from point to point a FATE would spawn on me, and as an adventurer, YOU NEVER RUN FROM FATE!

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Originally Posted by Wilksha

LOL, that was a good giggle. I didn't really spam FATEs, rather as I was traveling from point to point a FATE would spawn on me, and as an adventurer, YOU NEVER RUN FROM FATE!

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Yeah, that happened to me in my first days as an adventurer, i was thinking: what the hell is this stampede of players?...but then i saw the TRUTH lol.