Stuff FFXIV'ers say......(from the producer of the 'ffxiv reaction thread')

How to I get my behemoth minion to attack?.....


My legacy chocobo jumps higher cuz it flaps....

Where do I get orange juice?

"is there a way to walk to Limsa Limosa." Yep, right over there off that cliff. Mash f4 and alt on your way down to break your landing.

Where are the _insert mob name_ for the hunting log?

omg I actually got in?!?!?!? ?

/sh face /me, Marauder!

/visor down - /visor up

My visor is stuck!

LF FATE GRIND PT PLZ. MUST HIT 50 NAO

Where did you get that cat mount?!

i like adamantoises

How can you get out of this city I have been running around for ages?

What drops the Buster Sword you see in limit breaks?

"Where can I get Lentils & Chestnuts"

"Is my duty finder broken? I've been waiting almost an hour"

"what class are you?"

"LNC, THM, ARC or ACN"

How do I sort my inventory?

"Rez please.... (insert coordinates here)"

"I'm level 30, where's my chocobo?"

Recently, a lot of this: "lag"

"Where do you buy chicken eggs???"

Fall Damage!?!?!

FFXI Tank to a WoW DPS: Dude! You just ran by all those enemies and aggro'd them all! Thanks a lot a**.
WoW DPS: Dude I didn't do anything, I have no aggro. (WoW DPS goes balls to the wall damage)
FFXI Tank: Dude control your fricken' hate!!
WoW DPS: What the hell are you talking about? You're a fricken' tank, you have no aggro control!
FFXI Tank: I'm not the one that aggro'd all 5 of these monsters!
WoW DPS: I only have aggro on one mob you idiot!
(Simultaneously): YOU'RE A MORON.

Quote:

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Originally Posted by Diamente

FFXI Tank to a WoW DPS: Dude! You just ran by all those enemies and aggro'd them all! Thanks a lot a**.
WoW DPS: dude i didnt do ne thing (WoW DPS goes balls to the wall damage)
FFXI Tank: Dude control your fricken' hate!!
WoW DPS: wtf r u tlkin bout? u scrub tank!!!1 gtfo or i leave dty fndr
FFXI Tank: I'm not the one that aggro'd all 5 of these monsters!
WoW DPS: i only LOSd the mob!!
(Simultaneously): YOU'RE A MORON. (WoW DPS: ur a fking noob!!!)

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Fixed it for you, to represent the actual conversation.

Please look forward to it.

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