THINK OF THE CHOCOBOS!

Right now in Eorzea there is an epidemic going on, innocent Chocobos are being keep locked up, right now, in those tiny little stables.

We are being told that it is because they are sicks, but I'm here to tell the truth that I have seen with my own eyes!

Chocobo's and their babies are being enslaved to help power Eorzea. Being traped in small sweatshop sized rooms, forced to make items so greedy npcs can sell them at a cheap prices.

Did you know they do not even give these chocobos their favorite food? From sweatshop to sweatshop I saw ZERO Gysahl Greens. They were forced to eat wood chips from failed crafts!

You can make a difference for these poor innocent chocobos being abused. Please send a letter to the leaders of this travesty, Yoshi-P and the FFXIV development team telling them to let stop abusing the chocobos and let them run free. The chocobos thank you for your time and support, with your help we will make sure that even the littlest chocobo can have some Gysahl Greens.

This message brought to you by CLOE (Chocobo lovers of Eorzea)

Kweh?

/10 chocobos

Today I had the opportunity to interview one of the chocobos whose life has been turned upside down by this opression. Below in the interview, it has been translated from chocobo speak into Eorzean by my very good friend professor H. Moogle. Below the interview are Professor Moogle's credentials if there is any doubt to his ability.

The female chocobo introduced herself as Kweamo, a 32 year old chocobo. How I obtained this interview will not be stated to keep the people who arranged it safe.

Me: How long have you been working here in this stable?

Kweamo: Kweh, kweh kweh kweh (Well, about as long as I can remeber.)

Me: What has life been like trapped in this place?

Kweamo: Kweh, kewh kweh kewh kewh, kweh kweh kweh (Bad, I've even been seperated from my children, This place is a nightmare)

Me: Do you know what happened to your children?

Kweamo: Kweh, kweh kweh (No, I was never told)

Me: I'm going to have to cut this short, the gaurds should be coming back soon, anything you would like me to tell the people who read this?

Kweamo: kweh, kweh kweh, kweh kweh kweh, kweh (Please, if you read this, find it in your heart to support right for chocobos and our release, if not for me, for my children.)

Please find it in your heart to support the chocobos. Please like the top topic in this thread, post comments about how you would like to help. Please help chocobos like Kweamo who just wants her kids to grow up happy.

Thank you for reading.

Professor H. Moogle studied chocobo speak at G.U.(Gridania University) where he got a masters degree in chocobo speak, and a minor in conjury. Professor H. Moogle has written several books on the topic of chocobo oppression, and today teaches classes on this very subject.

This message brought to you by CLOE (Chocobo lovers of Eorzea)

Tastes like chicken

see im thinking about them!

Hey, all the players should know that being blessed with The Echo, we should already be able to understand Chocobo! So what were you really doing with that Moogle?

Adding in: Now that I thought about this, I wonder if somehow we'll end up with a lore loophole and not be able to understand Chocobo kwehs at all in the game.

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Originally Posted by TheVedis

Tastes like chicken

see im thinking about them!

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McChocobo?

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Originally Posted by SirEdeonX

McChocobo?

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i demand a cooking recipe for some kind of chocobo dish

You can contact PETA by calling (757) 622-7382.

Seriously, I hope the dev's read this and are like "fans love chocobos so much, we should add them to our game to make them happy"

Chocobo's in Vanadiel are generally happier than Chocobos in Eorzea, good things news doesn't travel between the separate universes. We'd have Eorzean chocobo refugees eating all the gysahl green in Vanadiel...after they figure out nuclear space travel or "materia" space travel.

I just got back from one of these slave facilities. I found this poor Chocobo in a horrible state: http://img577.imageshack.us/i/chocobocripple.jpg/

As you can see they are horribly mistreated and injury is a common occurrence. Please support this cause!

very unique thread nicely done.) Chocobos do seem to be on the list of changes in Eorzea, however isn't it changing from one masters hand to another master(*players) no different? is there really any *true freedom* for the Chocobos CLOE?

Maybe letting the chocobos run free, let's see some Wild Chocobos in the fields ...(catching chocobos without a permit is prohibited).
As for the enslavement it sounds just wrong... someones got to rescue them very soon... and bring them true freedom!! (*but seriously, the time will come I just know it, only a bit worried ).

Kentucy Fried Chocobo...

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Originally Posted by Kazimir

I just got back from one of these slave facilities. I found this poor Chocobo in a horrible state: http://img577.imageshack.us/i/chocobocripple.jpg/

As you can see they are horribly mistreated and injury is a common occurrence. Please support this cause!

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OMG that poor chocobo. Instead of just writing letters, I say we raid the facilities and free the chocobos!

Win. I hope they read this again, and comment "vague chocobos different from xi vague", when really all we care about is releasing them to their true homes...our saddles!

Poor chocobos may be left out from the release of 2.0...

Chocobo raising system that is.

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Originally Posted by lordvr

Poor chocobos may be left out from the release of 2.0...

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There is no proof or merit to this post what so ever. The gameplay shown already had players riding chocobos.

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Originally Posted by Allcars

There is no proof or merit to this post what so ever. The gameplay shown already had players riding chocobos.

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This person is just trying to be funny by bumping old threads. Just ignore him/her.