You know you play too much FFXIV when....

Let's get this started, old times.

You walk into a highly populated areas and try to click on level sync.

You wanna go out to eat and try to bring up duty finder...

you form a party just to go anywhere and think everything is out to get you

You refer to your group of friends as your link shell or free company.

sit at home wait 4 a party inv when ur friends irl asked if u wanna party up..

You "Tank" a girl at the bar for your squishy WHM friend

I know I play too much...

When I'm able to finally play again.

When you hum the level up music from FF14 to your wife as she pulls out dinner from the oven

I work retail; and I totally think of "customer aggro" when people ask questions or need something, lol =D

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Originally Posted by Vasarion

When you hum the level up music from FF14 to your wife as she pulls out dinner from the oven

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spit my drink a lil bit lol

lol

...You think that if you wait a long time you will be able to do a Full ATB Skill
...You think stones can teleport you
...You call your money Gil.
...You walk or run like a FF character.
...You go to FF conventions.
...You think you gain money and get stronger by killing animals.

You try to call your kids with a bell and make them sell things on the street corner

you think you can fit all your items in your pocket, including extra clothes and hats

You're playing cards with your friends and have the urge to pick four of them, put the rest down, and walk into the woods.

When you tell your gf that you're going away this weekend with your guy friends, and you're leaving your phone home. o_O;;

when you tell your wife your unload is on a 30 minute cooldown...

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Originally Posted by wolfsspirit

lol

...You think that if you wait a long time you will be able to do a Full ATB Skill
...You think stones can teleport you
...You call your money Gil.
...You walk or run like a FF character.
...You go to FF conventions.
...You think you gain money and get stronger by killing animals.

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First of all, pick one. Secondly, non of those were funny.

You know when you play too much FF XIV when you go up to a girl at the bar and say "slash wave" (/wave).

You know you play too much FFXIV: when this thread resurfaces.

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Originally Posted by DaPudding

when you tell your wife your unload is on a 30 minute cooldown...

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We just finished that unload and conversation, except we mentioned a 15min cooldown.

see a bush or flowers and go to equip your gathering tool.

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Originally Posted by Krimzin

We just finished that unload and conversation, except we mentioned a 15min cooldown.

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It depends on your class, I can use it twice but the cooldown is 2 hours.

when you want to jump when you walk

When you're not in the pc but you still hear fantasy music in your head (-___-')

When you call your under bottoms, subligar/

http://www.swiss-base.com/_bilder/pics/371.1.jpg

When you walk in here and start punching people randomly......

when you find yourself actually wanting too dress up in Foreststalker gear.... ^^;

or name your pet bird Boco because he has a yellow head and reminds you of a choco xD

you find yourself wishing you had an awesome kitty tail for extra balance... ...I'm accident prone ._.

after you finish the main objectives of your work day, you stand and strike a pose with the victory theme strolling through your head...

You begin to speak in auto-translator terms.

You imagine getting level ups for ordinary everyday activities.

You hate seeing how many people are in your offline friends list.

Your friends and coworkers know the real reason why you cant go out on friday night.

When you try to Autorun in every single other game you play...

When you ask your gf if she has weaver so she can repair your work pants.

When you right click random YouTube videos to try and spin the camera

Keep talking about the enrage timer of your boss at work!

When you really meant to mow the grass, but you tell her you couldn't because the lawn mower gave you an error 3102.

You pullout when the duty finder pops...

you know you play to much FFXIV when you read a book expecting carbuncle to pop out

I keep trying to jump when I pay XI...

When you run out the house in just your underware to start your new job

when you have to go to the hospital for punching a cactus

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Originally Posted by Caligamy

You begin to speak in auto-translator terms.

You imagine getting level ups for ordinary everyday activities.

You hate seeing how many people are in your offline friends list.

Your friends and coworkers know the real reason why you cant go out on friday night.

When you try to Autorun in every single other game you play...

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I think you had the best list by far. I was about to count this thread as complete garbage till i finally reached your post. Im surprised you dont have more upvotes. Im going to assume its because most other people DID give up on the thread before reaching yours. My favorite was definitely "You begin to speak in auto-translator terms." because lord knows i was doing that after my FFXI addiction lol.

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Originally Posted by DaPudding

when you tell your wife your unload is on a 30 minute cooldown...

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yesssssss lol

When You refresh this page constantly due to the bordem of everything else but ff14arr.

-You blow a whitle to try and summon your car
-You call your job guildleves