Fake Ragequit Thread

After yesterday I figure everyone needs to blow off some steam. So here is the Fake Ragequit Thread!

Some rules:
1) Be as silly as possible.
2) No real ragequitting
3) While we are making fun of general ragequit threads, do not make fun of specific people's threads. This could be taken as a personal attack.
4) Don't violate the NDA.

You can't really expect people to vent about yesterday on these public Forums. Unless you wanna hear me rage about random stuff like people who talk on cell phones too loud in public :p

I can't believe it! The grass is too pretty!
/fakeragequit

So now we've resorted to /fakeragequit threads.

Well that is it!

I've had enough... I'm going back to the that other forum, which is full of silly drama llama's complaining about stuff they don't understand due to a complete lack of simple reading comprehension.

/fakerealfakeragequittintime

alsoforyourviewingpleasureihavedecidedtoinsertapurewalloftextwithabsolutelynopunctuation!withtheexceptionofthatsingleexlamationmarkbutthenidontcareaboutthatoneithinkitfitsthesentencequitenicelyisthisgettinghardtoreadyet?ohnoesanotherbitofpunctuationwellistilldontcarethoughifyouhavemanagedtoreadthisfarintothiswallofstupidtheniapplaudyouwithonehandyetquestionhowyoucanbesoboredastoputyourselfthroughthisasIwouldpersonallyhaveeithersmashedthescreenorgaugedoutmyowneyesfromthesheermindnumbinglystupidnessofthissheerwallofridiculousnessthinkyoucanbeatit?challengeacceptedyousaywellgoforitisaygoodlucktoyoubecauseiknowiwillnotbereadingityesiknowthatwasathirdbitofpunctionbutihaveclearlygivenuptryingtostayclearofitherehaveanelipsisonme...absolutelyfree

typeing on my make believe busted up computer due to complete rage . /fakeragequit

What is there to rage about?

the grass can't eat it

There is nothing to complain about. Screw this, I'm leaving.

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Originally Posted by Dav

I can't believe it! The grass is too pretty!
/fakeragequit

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No!!! Grass isnt pretty enough!

*bangs keyboard*

I need 4048x4048 resolution grass that I can feel with my toes!

IF SE doesnt put enhanced grass then this is the worst MMORPG I've ever played!

The gameplay obviously relates to the complex nature of grass and I cant properly enjoy killing bahamut without the grass whisping back and forth!

This is bullsh$t!

/fakeragequit

(though I dont know why people make fun of my grass thread >.< I never said anything unreasonable (or rage quit talked in it) lol)

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Originally Posted by Pandemonium

So now we've resorted to /fakeragequit threads.

Well that is it!

I've had enough... I'm going back to the that other forum, which is full of silly drama llama's complaining about stuff they don't understand due to a complete lack of simple reading comprehension.

/fakerealfakeragequittintime

alsoforyourviewingpleasureihavedecidedtoinsertapurewalloftextwithabsolutelynopunctuation!withtheexceptionofthatsingleexlamationmarkbutthenidontcareaboutthatoneithinkitfitsthesentencequitenicelyisthisgettinghardtoreadyet?ohnoesanotherbitofpunctuationwellistilldontcarethoughifyouhavemanagedtoreadthisfarintothiswallofstupidtheniapplaudyouwithonehandyetquestionhowyoucanbesoboredastoputyourselfthroughthisasIwouldpersonallyhaveeithersmashedthescreenorgaugedoutmyowneyesfromthesheermindnumbinglystupidnessofthissheerwallofridiculousnessthinkyoucanbeatit?challengeacceptedyousaywellgoforitisaygoodlucktoyoubecauseiknowiwillnotbereadingityesiknowthatwasathirdbitofpunctionbutihaveclearlygivenuptryingtostayclearofitherehaveanelipsisonme...absolutelyfree

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You forgot to hashtag that?!

#fakeragequit

Dammit my mom called me and I wiped the team on Bahamut.. That's it, I quit!
This game is so dumb, how can it not account for random phone calls?
We are in 2013..

The game should know that when I get a phone call, it should pause and the world and wait for me?!?!?!
Fail SE, OMG, what fail.. blarg, blarg, warg, warg!!!





PS: I even added the little rage ?!?!?'s that make no sense, because I am not asking a question...lol

THERE'S GARLIC IN MY PASTA SAUCE!

/fakeragequit

No one is responding to my posts fast enough and my favorite threads are off the first page!!! /fakeragequit

I like turtles.

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Originally Posted by Platinumstorm

I like turtles.

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http://internationalhouseofgeek.file...shredder-1.jpg

This gentleman would like to have a word with you.

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Originally Posted by SkyeWindbinder

http://internationalhouseofgeek.file...shredder-1.jpg

This gentleman would like to have a word with you.

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http://files.sharenator.com/cartoon_...247158-580.jpg

If I can't ride around Eorzea on a majestical Dhalmel, what the hell is the point of me playing?!

DISGUSTING.

Guys.. I hope You agree with me...


WE NEED MOAR LAG!!!

/ragequit

Wait who rage quit FFXIV?

LOUD NOISES!!

Although not fake I admittedly did rage quit ffxi many years ago

FFXI
Me: hey man limbus tonight?
Friend: no man its the update in 20 minutes and they're increasing the level cap and adding abbyyssea
Me: whaaaaaaaa?
Friend: yup to 80 and soon to be 99
Me: 99!!! they'll kill the game... Nooooooooooooooo!!! /ragequit

Have never logged on since. despite people thinking i was joking and would be back when the servers went up)

amazingly if they'd only announced it was being increased to 80 i would probably have stuck around for longer but they said it would be 99 even though it was going to be in stages. 24 levels just seemd like a great big fk you and your hard work over the last years. and i just didnt see any content surviving or enough new content to stick around for.

What?! one hundred bajillion people didn't like my response?!?!!
Now I am really rage quitting.. Good day sir!!!

*Menu lag sucks
*Stamina sucks
*Physical level sucks
*Chocobos and airships missing sucks
*Crafting components suck
*Market Wards suck
*Gear Damage sucks
*20xp @ 49MIN sucks
*no mailbox sucks
*surplus fatigue sucks
*torrent updater sucks
*no search sucks
*skill points suck
*clicknbuy sucks

/ragequit

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Originally Posted by Quesse

*Menu lag sucks
*Stamina sucks
*Physical level sucks
*Chocobos and airships missing sucks
*Crafting components suck
*Market Wards suck
*Gear Damage sucks
*20xp @ 49MIN sucks
*no mailbox sucks
*surplus fatigue sucks
*torrent updater sucks
*no search sucks
*skill points suck
*clicknbuy sucks

/ragequit

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complete list of 1.0 problems summed up in a nice to read post....bah it should have been me to post it >.< /fakeragequit lol XD

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Beyond the fact that the Combat system is Generic, Questing is a tunnel visioned mess that is bland and boring, F.A.T.E is just something they added to take away from how boring the rest of the questing system was and it feels pointless, Graphics are hollow and look unattractive, Character animations are laughable, but beyond all that the game is just boring and all that matters to me is that I have fun. After I post this I will log out, delete all FFXIV related bookmarks, uninstall the benchmark and just forget this past year like a bad dream because if I sit here and defend a game I truly never had fun with any longer I might just lose my mind. I'd love to say it's been fun lol
I wont be reading any of the comments btw so all you White knights can spew your obsessive garbage all over this one.

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/123456789

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Originally Posted by Sylkis

/123456789

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lol the worst part is i know where this is posted at though i can't say where....http://static2.finalfantasyxiv.com/a...XFTBIQLssg.jpg you bastard i didn't say where >.< (lol XD)

Why does Bahamut have boobs now? He didn't in the 1.0 ending. This is ridiculous!

Bahamut is the dragon KING... not the dragon queen!

I'm going back to playing D2, a real game made before all of this nonsense started!

HAVE FUN WITH BB!

/fakeragequit

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Originally Posted by Dzian

Although not fake I admittedly did rage quit ffxi many years ago

FFXI
Me: hey man limbus tonight?
Friend: no man its the update in 20 minutes and they're increasing the level cap and adding abbyyssea
Me: whaaaaaaaa?
Friend: yup to 80 and soon to be 99
Me: 99!!! they'll kill the game... Nooooooooooooooo!!! /ragequit

Have never logged on since. despite people thinking i was joking and would be back when the servers went up)

amazingly if they'd only announced it was being increased to 80 i would probably have stuck around for longer but they said it would be 99 even though it was going to be in stages. 24 levels just seemd like a great big fk you and your hard work over the last years. and i just didnt see any content surviving or enough new content to stick around for.

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Lol - made me think of this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCj9hbnGmio

OMG!!! I have to have an "Active Internet Connection" to play an internet game?!! Screw that all I have is 4G!!!
/fakeragequit

-or-

PUT THIS GAME ON FACEBOOK WITH A CASH SHOP OR I RAGE QUIT!!!

Squeenix rep - "Lol facebook!~"

/fakeragequit

MY EXTREMELY SPECIFIC NEEDS ARE NOT MET AND THAT FRUSTRATES ME INTO DOING TERRIBLE THINGS.

...I can't get close to people.

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Originally Posted by Pandemonium

So now we've resorted to /fakeragequit threads.

Well that is it!

I've had enough... I'm going back to the that other forum, which is full of silly drama llama's complaining about stuff they don't understand due to a complete lack of simple reading comprehension.

/fakerealfakeragequittintime

alsoforyourviewingpleasureihavedecidedtoinsertapurewalloftextwithabsolutelynopunctuation!withtheexceptionofthatsingleexlamationmarkbutthenidontcareaboutthatoneithinkitfitsthesentencequitenicelyisthisgettinghardtoreadyet?ohnoesanotherbitofpunctuationwellistilldontcarethoughifyouhavemanagedtoreadthisfarintothiswallofstupidtheniapplaudyouwithonehandyetquestionhowyoucanbesoboredastoputyourselfthroughthisasIwouldpersonallyhaveeithersmashedthescreenorgaugedoutmyowneyesfromthesheermindnumbinglystupidnessofthissheerwallofridiculousnessthinkyoucanbeatit?challengeacceptedyousaywellgoforitisaygoodlucktoyoubecauseiknowiwillnotbereadingityesiknowthatwasathirdbitofpunctionbutihaveclearlygivenuptryingtostayclearofitherehaveanelipsisonme...absolutelyfree

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beat me to it

What isl this?

A MUMMOREPIGARR FOAR ANTZ!/?

How can we expect people to play mummorepugarghs good, if they can't even fit inside the building?

*Yoshi. P changes game*

"damnit! I liked 1.0 alot better! wtf!"

/fakeragequit!

*yoshi.p Doesn't change the game*

"damnit I thought this game was going to be new! this is the same as the old shit!"

/fakeragequit!

*yoshi.p makes game like Wow*

"this is just a Wow clone, i might as well play wow!"

/fakeragequit!

*Yoshi.p makes the game unique*

"WHAT?! why can't the model this game after a successful MMO!? dafuq!? Im just gonna go play Wow"

/fakeragequit!

With how they absolutely gutted the dps potential of bards... it should be called rangequit.

If that bard also happens to have a weaver job to repair, he could rangequilt!

There are still no dhalmels.

http://i.imgur.com/frxP5UZ.jpg

goodbye eorzea.

http://i.imgur.com/VkdVLPE.jpg


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Originally Posted by Cedri

You forgot to hashtag that?!

#fakeragequit

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#GODDAMMIT!

Character creation sucks balls!

/fakeragequit

*stares at sig*

I changed my mind. :D

WTF, Lalafells are fake and gay.

/fakeragequit

*stares at sig*

Sigh, I am back again!

Ugh, why doesn't this game have forced party? This game blows!

/fakeragequit

*stares at sig*

DAMMIT! Thanks to that sig I can't /fakeragequit! >_<

It's not funny anymore, mods killed it.

Whaaaaa?

I can't port my level 90 blood elf to Final Fantasy XIV!?

&%$# this game! I'm out!

/fakeragequit


Oh my god, we are so bored. FFXIV, please save us.

wth a star marmot kill me again?

?fakeragequit :p

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Originally Posted by Zehira

*stares at sig*

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Just where is your sig from? It's... entrancing. D: