Lalafell Master Plan

We did it! We dropped Dalamud on you for all the punting. Eorzea is all ours now!
(This plan may have been too effective as there is no one left on my server ; ; )

http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u.../lalafells.png

I KNEW IT!
WE SHOULD HAVE EATEN YOU WHEN WE HAD THE CHANCE!

Do not fear Atma as a fellow lalafell is with you!

*hops back on just to give Atma kun a good punting*

/megapunt

TEH WORLS IZ ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRZ!

*Sargatanas high five*

Whoot! Sargatanas lalas in the house, whut whut.

I'm ruling my server with an iron elezen fist

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Originally Posted by Gramul

I NEW IT!
WE SHOULD HAVE EATEN YOU WHEN WE HAD THE CHANCE!

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You "new it"? XD

Low five everyone!

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Originally Posted by HiirNoivl

You "new it"?

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Typo.
Stress does that to people.

It's okay. I know you're hungry.

You can always eat your tail...

No wait you can't.
Hahahahhahahaa

(Guggy, we need to talk to you about your rage issues. :( )

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Originally Posted by Gugnir

(This plan may have been too effective as there is no one left on my server ; ; )

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Or maybe you're just the only one on the server who didnt get the alpha memo :p

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Originally Posted by Maxwell

Or maybe you're just the only one on the server who didnt get the alpha memo :p

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Cant say whether or not my lalafell secretary forwarded me the memo, or ran off with the golden ticket her self, NDA and all.

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Originally Posted by Maxwell

Or maybe you're just the only one on the server who didnt get the alpha memo :p

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sad day ....

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Originally Posted by Ralos

I'm ruling my server with an iron elezen fist

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Yes brother!!!!!

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Originally Posted by HiirNoivl

It's okay. I know you're hungry.

You can always eat your tail...

No wait you can't.
Hahahahhahahaa

(Guggy, we need to talk to you about your rage issues. :( )

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I come from a land of people far angrier than myself.

D= !!!!!!!!!!!!!

so when are the servers actually going to go down? end of the month?

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Originally Posted by Izariael

Whoot! Sargatanas lalas in the house, whut whut.

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Hells yeah!

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Originally Posted by Ralos

so when are the servers actually going to go down? end of the month?

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not sure on that one myself either

WORLD IS OUR NOW!!!! BRING OUR KITTY SLAVES NOW MUAHAHA! \^^/

hahahahaha!

ONLY WAY TO BE SAVED IS HERE!!!!!

So in other words...

http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/...d6a51d5a00.gif

I guess on the 11th (tomorrow) the 1.0 servers will be shut down for good, and as most JP players will be in the alpha by then nobody will care.

/waves 1.0 away it's been a good run.

As the book of Lala states all was once Lala and all shall be Lala once again!

Time for a good ol' uninstall.

Go ahead and take the 1.0 world, nobody wants it. :P

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Originally Posted by Xeonerable

Go ahead and take the 1.0 world, nobody wants it. :P

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this is only the start, we're taking 2.0 too >:)

Sargatanas, the new Siren. ARR and beyond~what now fool.

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Originally Posted by Xquiel

this is only the start, we're taking 2.0 too >:)

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You can have Ul'dah and Gridania. But you'll be eating a pistol barrel if you so much as look in Limsa's direction.

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Originally Posted by Wynn

You can have Ul'dah and Gridania. But you'll be eating a pistol barrel if you so much as look in Limsa's direction.

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I'm on my way to Limsa, prepare to die >=D

http://oi48.tinypic.com/293f70w.jpg

Ewwwww that UI..

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Originally Posted by Wynn

You can have Ul'dah and Gridania. But you'll be eating a pistol barrel if you so much as look in Limsa's direction.

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Originally Posted by Xquiel

I'm on my way to Limsa, prepare to die >=D

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Man the guns ye scrags! blow those lalas back to the hell hole they came from!!!!

your butt crack is showing.
teehee

I also think the devs left out the part where the remaining Lalafells rebuilt the world and drove off the Garleans, while every one was sleeping for 5 years.

And we chill with Van Darnus every night at his Rivenroad Rave parties
http://i.imgur.com/LZZG2.jpg

Am i the only one who thought about

THAT

when reading the topic?^^

looks like Lalas are Eorzea's equivalent to cockroaches after all.