Yo Mama FFXIV

"Yo mama so ugly when she popped into DH people thought they were already at the Ogre boss."

yo mama so fat that they close the grocers ward down when they heard she was in town!

yo momma so fat it takes 6 potions in hamlet to debuff her
yo momma so fat she has on gravity 24/7
yo momma so fat she logged on and ul'dah went down for emergency maintenance
yo momma so fat she uses all 100 anima to teleport

yo momma so fat her neck slot is disabled

yo mama so fat that se created the gobbue mount just for her

Yo momma so stupid, she thought she had to farm Inferno Tapers in Castrum Novum.

Yo mamma so fat, the Dream Toad dreams of her!

Yo momma so fat shadowbind only hits 1 leg!

Yo mama so dumb she was on the original FFXIV design team.

Yo mama so fat she couldn't level CUL past 15 because she kept eating all the mats.

yo mamma so ugly they modeled the galka after her.

yo mamma so fat she makes the coincounter feel skinny

yo mama so fat she wears the Mage's Choker as a pinky ring

Yo mama so nasty that when she joins the party the chatlog says "The air here is saturated with noisome fumes."

The neck slot one made me lol

Lol that one guys turrets syndrome-esque post sure did get taken down quickly. Go mods!

Yo momma so fat, when she wore a maelstrom uniform, everyone thought the 7th umbral era had arrived ahead of schedule.

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Originally Posted by Goufunaki

Yo momma so fat, when she wore a maelstrom uniform, everyone thought the 7th umbral era had arrived ahead of schedule.

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That's no Dalamud...

Yo momma so fat the Garlieans used her to attract Dalamud.

your momma so fat, when she plays pld her cover hits the whole party

Yo momama so fat, her flare was the real reason why Louisoix froze us in time.

Yo momma so stupid, she disliked the FF14 Meme Thread.

your momma so fat she used stealth iv and you could still see her
your momma so fat when she uses elusive jump she just sort of rolls backwards
your momma so fat, when she wears the warrior af helm in la noscea people mistake her for great buffalo

yo momma so fat, Chameleon has no effect.
yo momma so dumb, when she fights HNM, she fights herself.
yo momma so nasty, she can out-fart all the dodos.

Yo momma so fat, the Localization team had to rename Gigantoad to Toad.

(Sorry, that's all I got. Carry on, sirs)

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Originally Posted by Fernehalwes

Yo momma so fat, the Localization team had to rename Gigantoad to Toad.

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Yo momma so fat that even a Dev posted a yo momma joke about her being fat!

Yo mama so fat, goobbues ride her

Yo Momma so fat, when she went to fight Nael Van Darnus, it took 3 air ships to lift her, and when she got there, his island fell out of the sky!

Yo momma so fat, Great Buffalo was just an appetizer.

Yo momma so fat shes actually being considered as a new mount for 2.0

yo mama so fat she congested the server
yo mama so fat she became the server

yo mama so fat she only plays solo, 'cause she fills all 8 party slots.

Yo mamma so fat, Giant Donko's career is in jeopardy.

yo mama so fat she plays hopscotch with the city states

Yo mama so fat SE renamed Giant's Drink to Yo Mama's Drink.
Yo mama so fat she makes the wards crash when she goes in to buy food.
Yo mama so fat her synth recipes take twice the mats.
Yo mama so fat she got stuck going into the inn so SE had to change the inn location.

Yo mommas so fat she sat on Garuda and made 4 wind elementals.

Yo mammas so ugly, that she gives dodos a run for their money.

Yo mammas so fat, shes always under "Brink of death."


too much? :x

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Originally Posted by Fernehalwes

Yo momma so fat, the Localization team had to rename Gigantoad to Toad.

(Sorry, that's all I got. Carry on, sirs)

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<3 i love this.

Yo Mamma's so ugly a Kobold confused her as one of their own.

Yo Mamma's so fat she kills Ifrit with 'cracks'...

Yo Mamma's so fat, Parties hide behind her instead of Garuda's pillars.

Yo Mamma's so big Lala's run in terror when they see her for fear she will eat them.