I finally have them all...

https://img2.finalfantasyxiv.com/acc...5ca383fcea.jpg

I have collected all of the useless threads, and now... with the power of the Forum Gauntlet, I can finally wield the power of "who asked?"!

(This thread is the stone on the thumb, you can't see it but it's there)

And what did it cost?

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Originally Posted by TheMightyMollusk

And what did it cost?

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About 43 cents and some pocket lint. I got them at a heavy discount.

I did also have to push some green lady off a cliff though, not sure what that was about.

https://i.imgur.com/hxvIV3b.gif

https://forum.square-enix.com/ffxiv/...e%21-Just-stop...

Looks like I can start working on a second gauntlet and dual wield these things.

All "useless" threads and yet not a single Titanman thread is in the list.

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Originally Posted by Nav_Fae

All "useless" threads and yet not a single Titanman thread is in the list.

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His threads typically generate discussion on topics. That alone is more than the response threads, Youtube/Twitch advertisments, and blog post/meme threads (yes, including this one) have to their names. Love or hate the guy, his threads are typically where the most discussion occurs.

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Originally Posted by AwesomeJr44

I have collected all of the useless threads,

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No, you collected all the threads you disagree with. Many threads you disagree with are useful, and many you agree with and didn't put in your bundle are useless yet you didn't collect them.

Ergo: You have not collected all of the useless threads.

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Originally Posted by AwesomeJr44

His threads typically generate discussion on topics. That alone is more than the response threads, Youtube/Twitch advertisments, and blog post/meme threads (yes, including this one) have to their names. Love or hate the guy, his threads are typically where the most discussion occurs.

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You realize the Doomium post has as many pages and as much discussion as his thread...right?

So once again: You haven't collected all the useless threads OR you just admitted to having some not-useless threads, by your own definition, in your collection.

When I call you out for being biased and wrongly attacking things, this is the sort of thing that justifies that accusation.

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Originally Posted by Saraide

Dude you are trying way too hard with that thread. The harder you try the more useless it becomes.

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What are you even talking about?

Trying...what?

In the OP, I was openly mocking doomposting. And in the replies, merely engaging with the discussion. "the harder you try"? What, pray tell, am I "try"ing?

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Originally Posted by Renathras

No, you collected all the threads you disagree with. Many threads you disagree with are useful, and many you agree with and didn't put in your bundle are useless yet you didn't collect them.

Ergo: You have not collected all of the useless threads.

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You realize the Doomium post has as many pages and as much discussion as his thread...right?

So once again: You haven't collected all the useless threads OR you just admitted to having some not-useless threads, by your own definition, in your collection.

When I call you out for being biased and wrongly attacking things, this is the sort of thing that justifies that accusation.

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Dude you are trying way too hard with that thread. The harder you try the more useless it becomes.

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Originally Posted by Saraide

Dude you are trying way too hard with that thread. The harder you try the more useless it becomes.

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he's about to write another book, take cover

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Originally Posted by Stormpeaks

he's about to write another book, take cover

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no one asked

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Originally Posted by Renathras

no one asked

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Originally Posted by Stormpeaks

he's about to write another book, take cover

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Yay we finally unlocked the bad ending: Yoshi P will use a white t-shirt this weekend without any clue about the next job. They will barely show anything about graphics updates or even FemHrothgar.

Do not tempt me to start a troll thread myself.

My first attempt already caused too good a drama.

Even I is afraid of my power

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Originally Posted by Stormpeaks

he's about to write another book, take cover

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Ah man, not another one...

(although, if he did post a book in here it would bump my thread to the top...)

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Originally Posted by Renathras

You realize the Doomium post has as many pages and as much discussion as his thread...right?

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Yes, but you created a new thread for a topic already being discussed, with your OP even being directly taken from one of your posts in the original thread. Thus, your thread is useless as we already had a thread about that topic.

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Originally Posted by Renathras

no one asked

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I did.

Audience: *le gasp*

I am the one who asked.

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Originally Posted by Aword3213

You got baited, hard.

Save your energy for more serious topics

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He didn't get baited, he's just babyraging because no one would take him seriously in other threads when he wrote 300 page rants.

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Originally Posted by Renathras

No, you collected all the threads you disagree with. Many threads you disagree with are useful, and many you agree with and didn't put in your bundle are useless yet you didn't collect them.

Ergo: You have not collected all of the useless threads.

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You realize the Doomium post has as many pages and as much discussion as his thread...right?

So once again: You haven't collected all the useless threads OR you just admitted to having some not-useless threads, by your own definition, in your collection.

When I call you out for being biased and wrongly attacking things, this is the sort of thing that justifies that accusation.

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What are you even talking about?

Trying...what?

In the OP, I was openly mocking doomposting. And in the replies, merely engaging with the discussion. "the harder you try"? What, pray tell, am I "try"ing?

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You got baited, hard.

Save your energy for more serious topics

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Originally Posted by Stormpeaks

he's about to write another book, take cover

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Translation: "He's about to utterly destroy any attempt at an argument that I have!"

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He didn't get baited, he's just babyraging because no one would take him seriously in other threads when he wrote 300 page rants.

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Actually, honest, intelligent people do take him seriously. It's quite telling (and a bit amusing) to watch how even short, simple posts by him are magically "ignored" by certain bitter malcontents around here who know they have no actual response to the points he makes. Stand up to a bully and watch how they suddenly clam up and refuse to engage.

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Originally Posted by Striker44

Translation: "He's about to utterly destroy any attempt at an argument that I have!"



Actually, honest, intelligent people do take him seriously. It's quite telling (and a bit amusing) to watch how even short, simple posts by him are magically "ignored" by certain bitter malcontents around here who know they have no actual response to the points he makes. Stand up to a bully and watch how they suddenly clam up and refuse to engage.

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Wasn't it you who claimed to be an expert in statistics and yet did not even comprehend what a DGP is?

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Originally Posted by Striker44

Translation: "He's about to utterly destroy any attempt at an argument that I have!"

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"I've succeeded in making a bunch of people dislike me by being an aggressive child and writing essays longer than the bible! Wait, why does no one want to talk to me? Oh I know! It must be because I'm so smart that I'll just demolish their arguments completely! I'm so amazing so clearly it can't be that people just don't like me!"

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by certain bitter malcontents

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And this is why no one takes you seriously either. That and the majoritah thing.