If namazu aren’t to be eaten

Why are they made out of food? They look too delicious.
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Ok take your +Like

Even their flop "dead" emote the minions do sometimes makes them look tasty XD

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Originally Posted by Sililos

Ok take your +Like

Even their flop "dead" emote the minions do sometimes makes them look tasty XD

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I knooooow I feel so evil but everytime Im just thinking “Can you be polite and flop like that in my pan? Thank you”

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They look like they would poison you if consumed.

I was never big into sushi anyway.

I prefer my namazu kicked thoroughly into the stratosphere as a Blitzball.

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Originally Posted by Soge01

I prefer my namazu kicked thoroughly into the stratosphere as a Blitzball.

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Perfect, it'll be up there long enough that it cooks on re-entry. If you'd kindly roll it through some egg wash and breadcrumbs first so that it's battered when it comes down please?

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I prefer my namazu kicked thoroughly into the stratosphere as a Blitzball.

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Yes, very similar to the well known sport of gnome-punting. Except you don't want to fry to crispy and eat gnomes. Or at least I don't.

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Originally Posted by Renalt

They look like they would poison you if consumed.

I was never big into sushi anyway.

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Sushi is good if you get it from a good chef who knows what they're doing. Supermarket sushi is generally just bland, and gas station sushi is just paying for food poisoning.

Mao agrees! Mao finds little fish people and little moon bunnies to be much tasty!

I want fried catfish now...

All the races are made of food... I bet lalas taste like potatoes

LEAVE FLOPPY ALONE :(

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Fried Namazu with starched Lalafell, Aura horn, Miquote tail & Hrothgar shoulder is my favorite dish from the Mc Garlean

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Originally Posted by Bsrking5

All the races are made of food... I bet lalas taste like potatoes

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Midlander probably tastes like flour. Not even bread; flour.

This thread is reminding me of that awful movie Sausage Party. I don't want to be reminded of that movie.

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Originally Posted by Renalt

They look like they would poison you if consumed.

I was never big into sushi anyway.

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Catfish should not be eaten raw. However, sushi doesn't always contain raw fish.

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Originally Posted by Soge01

I prefer my namazu kicked thoroughly into the stratosphere as a Blitzball.

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When I grow up I wanna be a Blitzball!

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Originally Posted by Boblawblah

This thread is reminding me of that awful movie Sausage Party. I don't want to be reminded of that movie.

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No one does. I think the CIA uses it as a torture method.

I mean... they even pack themselves into pots for easy portability...

Is eating a namazu and a lalafell considered eating fish and chips?

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Originally Posted by Eraden

Mao agrees! Mao finds little fish people and little moon bunnies to be much tasty!

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ABSOLUTELY NOT. You leave those precious moon rabbits alone.

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Who told you not to eat the namazu? Sounds like something a namazu would say.

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Originally Posted by KitingGenbu

Is eating a namazu and a lalafell considered eating fish and chips?

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Only if cooked by a proper British chef other wise it's long john silvers bs

Now I really want fried catfish and some hushpuppies

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Originally Posted by NekoMataMata

ABSOLUTELY NOT. You leave those precious moon rabbits alone.

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*Drools imagining how they taste in ramen with a side of G'raha Borger*

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finally... a topic you can sink your teeth into....

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Originally Posted by Eraden

Mao agrees! Mao finds little fish people and little moon bunnies to be much tasty!

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Mao no eating the bunnies again, that’s bad, only eating fish, preferably after cooking them Renalt ;—;…….

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Originally Posted by Soge01

*Drools imagining how they taste in ramen with a side of G'raha Borger*

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Please SE make the next easter event "How to properly cook & prepare a Loporitt for your family"

Ah, now I'm craving a fresh batch of Namazu buuz~

Be right back, I need to pay a visit to the Dhoro Iloh >:3c

This is a Stupid and Useless Thread....and I love Every Second of it.
Much better then "Other" Stupid Useless Threads

Just popping in to say I still haven't gotten my fried catfish and hush puppies... I had a snafu with my bank account and ended up over drawn... and for some reason fish is expensive to buy... IN FLORIDA of all places cause you know.. the gulf... the Caribbean and the Atlantic ocean!!!

Imma go cry now...

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Just popping in to say I still haven't gotten my fried catfish and hush puppies... I had a snafu with my bank account and ended up over drawn... and for some reason fish is expensive to buy... IN FLORIDA of all places cause you know.. the gulf... the Caribbean and the Atlantic ocean!!!

Imma go cry now...

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I miss going to Destin. The Marina Cafe there had a really good Cajun Chicken Alfredo.

Oh and Fuddruckers. The Mother Pucker Burger was great.

Sadly the last time I went was in the off season and it was eerily a ghost town.

I hope you have overdrawn protection. I like the look of seafood but can't bring myself to eat it.

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Originally Posted by -Magnai-

Ah, now I'm craving a fresh batch of Namazu buuz~

Be right back, I need to pay a visit to the Dhoro Iloh >:3c

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Honeybun just grab a horse and fly upwards from your tent, don’t worry the Namazu can’t run to save themselves (literally), I made sure to leave one or two for you

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This is a Stupid and Useless Thread....and I love Every Second of it.

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Hey! This hurts my feels!


But you’re totally right :3

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Just popping in to say I still haven't gotten my fried catfish and hush puppies... I had a snafu with my bank account and ended up over drawn... and for some reason fish is expensive to buy... IN FLORIDA of all places cause you know.. the gulf... the Caribbean and the Atlantic ocean!!!

Imma go cry now...

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I thought Florida had fish casually walking on the street though so no need to buy? Or was it crocs?

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Originally Posted by SassyAssassin

Hey! This hurts my feels!


But you’re totally right :3



I thought Florida had fish casually walking on the street though so no need to buy? Or was it crocs?

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Unfortunately it was crocs for the longest time but I think that horrible fad is dying out

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Originally Posted by SassyAssassin

Honeybun just grab a horse and fly upwards from your tent, don’t worry the Namazu can’t run to save themselves (literally), I made sure to leave one or two for you

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Yay, thank you~! You're the best ^o^

It's the same question as: Do you love your rabbit too much to eat it when you're hungry?

There's probably also the fact that you've never had to cook and cut up meat or fish yourself. Skinning and gutting is quite something. After that it's just meat.