Here's an idea on how we can improve FF14 by doing X

There's a problem Y with the game and I believe X is a good solution.

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Originally Posted by hunkygladiator

There's a problem Y with the game and I believe X is a good solution.

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NOOOOOOOO YOU'RE WRONG

NOOOOOOO FF14 IS ALREADY PERFECT

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO OTHER MMOS CAN'T BE LEARNED FROM

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IT VIOLATES THE LORE

NOOO THE CONTENT IS NOT DESIGNED FOR YOU

NOOOOOOOOOOO GO PLAY ANOTHER GAME

NOOOOOO THE DEVELOPERS ARE ALREADY WORKING HARD

NOOOOO STOP BEING AN ARMCHAIR PROGRAMMER

NOOOOOOOOO OTHER GAMES ARE BAD

NOOOOO GET A DRUG TEST BECAUSE YOU'RE HIGH FOR PROPOSING THIS SOLUTION

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHAT ABOUT THE FACT THAT WOW IS WORSE

Just because X worked flawlessly in:
WoW
GW2
SWTOR
Terra
Archeage
Lineage 2
Aion
Albion
BDO
Soul & Blade
Teggen 4-7
Dragon Quest
FFXI
Candy Crush
Lost Ark
LotRO
Skate 4
Maplestory
Huniepop
PSO2
Runescape
Final Fantasy XIV
Wildstar
and every single game to date, doesn't mean that this is gonna work in here you imbecil!1:":!. In fact, Y isn't even a real problem, it is a feature! Like, literally just buy 6 more retainers and 7 story skips and your problem is fixed, and on top of that you'll support Yoshi-P-Senpai with your money, it definitely won't end up funding dead-on-arrival games like Forspoken. Go back to WoW, FFXIV isn't for you, this game is only for story connoisseurs that can grasp the pristine worldbuilding of the ARR and comedical intricacies of the Hildibrand questline.

Talking to yourself I see.

I dunno...the math seems pretty solid. But what to do with Z? I never know what to do with Z.

I think you are having a mental breakdown. Not judging btw.

If folks want to make improvements to FF XIV by doing stuff from X, I think it would be really cool if they add Blitzball. It's a great mini-game, I'm sure folks could set up leagues and have tournaments and such...

Oh wait...

We could greatly improve the forums by having actual moderators.

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Originally Posted by hunkygladiator

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/...37/655/73c.jpg

NOOOOOOOO YOU'RE WRONG

NOOOOOOO FF14 IS ALREADY PERFECT

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO OTHER MMOS CAN'T BE LEARNED FROM

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IT VIOLATES THE LORE

NOOO THE CONTENT IS NOT DESIGNED FOR YOU

NOOOOOOOOOOO GO PLAY ANOTHER GAME

NOOOOOO THE DEVELOPERS ARE ALREADY WORKING HARD

NOOOOO STOP BEING AN ARMCHAIR PROGRAMMER

NOOOOOOOOO OTHER GAMES ARE BAD

NOOOOO GET A DRUG TEST BECAUSE YOU'RE HIGH FOR PROPOSING THIS SOLUTION

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHAT ABOUT THE FACT THAT WOW IS WORSE

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honestly, thanks for the copypasta, gonna be using it a lot in a certain website where NOOOOOOOO and onionsjak posting is prolific

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Originally Posted by TheMightyMollusk

We could greatly improve the forums by having actual moderators.

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whatever will we do without Titanmen and his 15 alt accounts spamming the forums ?

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Originally Posted by Stormpeaks

whatever will we do without Titanmen and his 15 alt accounts spamming the forums ?

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Maybe we could have actual discussions and discourse? Keep interesting topics on the front page rather than buried under necroposts? Dogs and cats living together?

I'm sorry, this is the Final Fantasy XIV Official English Forums. There are no solutions. Only complaining.

Dear Algebra. Stop asking us to find your X. She isn't coming back. Have questions? Ask Y...

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Originally Posted by hunkygladiator

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/...37/655/73c.jpg

NOOOOOOOO YOU'RE WRONG

NOOOOOOO FF14 IS ALREADY PERFECT

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO OTHER MMOS CAN'T BE LEARNED FROM

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IT VIOLATES THE LORE

NOOO THE CONTENT IS NOT DESIGNED FOR YOU

NOOOOOOOOOOO GO PLAY ANOTHER GAME

NOOOOOO THE DEVELOPERS ARE ALREADY WORKING HARD

NOOOOO STOP BEING AN ARMCHAIR PROGRAMMER

NOOOOOOOOO OTHER GAMES ARE BAD

NOOOOO GET A DRUG TEST BECAUSE YOU'RE HIGH FOR PROPOSING THIS SOLUTION

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHAT ABOUT THE FACT THAT WOW IS WORSE

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Its evolving...but Backwards

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Originally Posted by RitsukoSonoda

Dear Algebra. Stop asking us to find your X. She isn't coming back. Have questions? Ask Y...

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I like that. That got a hearty laugh out of me.

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Originally Posted by Stormpeaks

whatever will we do without Titanmen and his 15 alt accounts spamming the forums ?

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What if...we are ALL alts of Titanmen?

- Directed by Shamallama DingDong

I propose we leave this thread entirely to OP. They seem to have the discussion well in hand and dont need anyone else.

This is unironically the quality discussion I come to the Official Forums™ for.

Did I just get baited?

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Originally Posted by hunkygladiator

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/...37/655/73c.jpg

NOOOOOOOO YOU'RE WRONG

NOOOOOOO FF14 IS ALREADY PERFECT

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO OTHER MMOS CAN'T BE LEARNED FROM

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IT VIOLATES THE LORE

NOOO THE CONTENT IS NOT DESIGNED FOR YOU

NOOOOOOOOOOO GO PLAY ANOTHER GAME

NOOOOOO THE DEVELOPERS ARE ALREADY WORKING HARD

NOOOOO STOP BEING AN ARMCHAIR PROGRAMMER

NOOOOOOOOO OTHER GAMES ARE BAD

NOOOOO GET A DRUG TEST BECAUSE YOU'RE HIGH FOR PROPOSING THIS SOLUTION

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO WHAT ABOUT THE FACT THAT WOW IS WORSE

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how does this still describe 99.9% of white knights to this day

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Originally Posted by GaiusDrakon

how does this still describe 99.9% of white knights to this day

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It surely does lmao

You forgot that the OP is full of with dramatization, doomposting, entitlement and thinly-veiled insults towards devs and people who disagree, and if you disagree with any given '' improvement idea '' you are a white knight.

Otherwise yes, very true.

Hunkygladiator is the hero we need but don’t deserve

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