Time for some real discussions: which of the Scions performs better in karaoke?

Enough cheap talking, we need to discuss what really matters here, alright? So, I did a study on this subject. Here are my assumptions:

• Minfilia: Sings perfectly average, just like her character;
• Y'shtola: Sings pretty well, but only agrees to sing after she's drunk;
• Thancred: Doesn't even sing that well, but his energy carries the party;
• Alphinald: The glass breaker;
• Alisaie: Average to bad, didn't even want to be in this place;
• Lyse: Sings awful, but doesn't realize she's hurting the party and keeps singing;
• Papalymo: Disaster duo with Lyse;
• Krile: Sings pretty well. I don't have any jokes for this character;
• Urianger: Sings unexpectedly well, but only sings old songs that no one knows;
• G'raha Tia: Teams up with Y'shotla after both are drunk;
• Ryne: Too embarassed to sing, but it's the best singer by far;
• Cid: Doesn't sing, just watches from afar and gets drunk.

This is my take. Any thoughts?

Y'shtola: Can't see the lyrics, can't karaoke.

it would be interesting if hydaelyn sang during our climatic battles before EW and if that was the case i'd def put her at #1 best karaoke singer then XD over all the scions

on a more on topic approach tataru would prolly actually be the one who could sing the best given she's had to work multiple jobs and visits bars quite often

I feel like Urianger would sing something awkwardly serious and get way too into it, maybe like Bakamitai from Yakuza 0 or a track from Les Miserables

Estinien Wyrmblood: Would sing alright but would pretend his lance was a standing mic the whole time.

Thancred probably would because he was a bard (the travelling minstrel kind) before the Calamity (although he really seemed to use his oratory and singing skills just to try and pick up women instead) so he already can perform on stage. Throw ample "liquid courage" into the mix though... it might be a different story. :P

I'm pretty sure G'raha is said to be a good singer in one of the lorebooks.

F'lahminn is the obvious answer, as she's literally the Songstress of Ul'dah.

2nd choice: Yda is great at karaoke somehow, but Lyse is terrible.

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Originally Posted by Vandso

Krile: Sings pretty well. I don't have any jokes for this character;

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In the JP audio, when we first meet Krile outside the gates to Idyllshire she seems quite teasing for present day Alphi. https://youtu.be/61arRwPnPhc?t=265 She even "あれあれ"'s him (mature woman to younger male flirt meme) there.

The EN version was tamed down a touch.

So, I think Krile sings "Dirty Little Secret" while teasing Alphi with a sly wink. Who reddens more and more and slides under the table in embarrassment as his sister chuckles.

I feel like...

Minfilia: Would be a lovely singer.
Y'shtola: Can sing okay but is awfully coy about it.
Urianger: Has quite the deep, velvety singing voice.
Thancred: Cannot sing. Obviously. But he'll try.
Krile: Her voice is cute, but she's somewhat off-key.
Alphinaud: Cannot sing, and unlike Thancred won't try. He'll probably try to act busy around the place getting people drinks or food.
Alisiae: Cannot sing, but will grab the mic and scream into it just out of mischief.
Estinien: He said he was off to the washrooms 2 hours ago right before his turn came, but still hasn't shown...
G'raha Tia: Cannot sing, but he'll put his heart into it anyway and try his best.

I think G'raha will do some incredible perf IF the WoL ask him because obviously he will do anything for us !

Thancred: Will sing when his turn comes up, and is completely average.
Y'shtola: Sings just fine but would gracefully dodge her turn somehow. Just like how she dodge the ticket to death's door everytime.
Urianger: Sings the best of all Scions---you won't expect it, but is somewhat reluctant. His song choices will probably be the most enigmatic of all Scions.
Alphinaud: Cowers away as he pitifully try to cover it, and sings very badly.
Alisaie: Normally won't be participating but will not back out if you challenge her & will give it her best. Like her twin brother, sings just as bad.
G'raha: Will only sing if the WoL request him to, and is quite good. If you get him drunk he'll cling to that stage whole night singing any songs that's dedicated for WoL.
Estinien: Will not be present entirely, or is present and manage to find something to stab so he can forfeit his turn.
Krile: Does not sing, but will be the one to foil Alphinaud's plan to escape. And most likely Estinien's, too.
Lyse: Your go-to partner in crime should you want to rupture eardrum. And she is not aware of it.
Papalymo: Lyse's partner. Run for your life.
Minfilia: Has a pretty voice but is often off-key when singing.
Tataru: She owns the Karaoke Box.

The Warrior of Light, of course. But we'll never actually hear it because our character isn't voiced.

Urianger VA singing

https://youtu.be/qy4OfOAx1wE?t=43

Tataru: Charges an entry fee for everyone attending the venue. Refuses to sing. Acts as DJ instead.

Either Urianger or G'raha.

Urianger would sing like an opera singer and G'raha would work really hard at it to impress the WoL and become a K-pop idol.

Oh please, no contest ... Ya Boy Kongming rapping is literally Urianger.