Samurai update

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05-12-2022, 09:35 AM
WorldPeacElbow

Samurai update

Still doodoo water. That is all.
05-12-2022, 10:20 AM
CelestiCer

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Originally Posted by WorldPeacElbow

Still doodoo water. That is all.

Hello Iggy Goldberg.

It has been undoubtfully, unquestionably that this has been a universal scientifically proven accepted fact. Careful calibration testing and examinations as requested for weeks, made us unanimously come to the conclusion that our deduction of the injection of 6.1 into FFXIV has made Samurai quite indeed... " Doodoo water ".

When we return, will Square ever address Job-feedback? or will they spend more time selling more Emotes on the Mog-Station? This has been Celesti, live from the " Copium Zone ".
05-12-2022, 10:39 AM
cjbeagle

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Originally Posted by CelestiCer

When we return, will Square ever address Job-feedback? or will they spend more time selling more Emotes on the Mog-Station? This has been Celesti, live from the " Copium Zone ".

This just in: Kaiten emote added to the Mog-Station. Miss that old samurai feel? Well you can have it back for only $24.99!
05-12-2022, 10:57 AM
HolyReign

These SAM threads, keep getting better and better.

*Sits down, with his popcorn and soda in hand.*
05-12-2022, 11:06 AM
CelestiCer

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Originally Posted by cjbeagle

This just in: Kaiten emote added to the Mog-Station. Miss that old samurai feel? Well you can have it back for only $24.99!

BreakingNews!! Players at the Mog Mail-box are experiencing massive delays due to a sudden influx of Kaiten emotes being purchased. Slow delivery of Mog Station optional items has been a tradition, though this time around even more delayed. Presumably the purchases aren't done by Samurai's but in-fact by Non-Samurai mains!! who could have predicted that one.

Up Next, a secret insider came with info of a possible " Kaiten Painting furniture " item for sale! Though the insider is facing a possible lawsuit for leaking information. Will this affect their speed to resolve Housing Lottery issues. Time will tell, but first a word from our Sponsor... Raid Shadow Legends!!
05-12-2022, 11:16 AM
cjbeagle

Quote:

Originally Posted by CelestiCer

BreakingNews!! Players at the Mog Mail-box are experiencing massive delays due to a sudden influx of Kaiten emotes being purchased. Slow delivery of Mog Station optional items has been a tradition, though this time around even more delayed. Presumably the purchases aren't done by Samurai's but in-fact by Non-Samurai mains!! who could have predicted that one.

Up Next, a secret insider came with info of a possible " Kaiten Painting furniture " item for sale! Though the insider is facing a possible lawsuit for leaking information. Will this affect their speed to resolve Housing Lottery issues. Time will tell, but first a word from our Sponsor... Raid Shadow Legends!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2Oepnbpvi4
05-12-2022, 11:20 AM
Ruminous

I'd like to remind people viewing posters that there is an ignore feature on this forum to ignore posts from known troll posts. Some of you probably already did it, but for those who didn't know, now you do. And knowing is half the battle.
05-12-2022, 11:44 AM
WorldPeacElbow

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Originally Posted by CelestiCer

BreakingNews!! Players at the Mog Mail-box are experiencing massive delays due to a sudden influx of Kaiten emotes being purchased. Slow delivery of Mog Station optional items has been a tradition, though this time around even more delayed. Presumably the purchases aren't done by Samurai's but in-fact by Non-Samurai mains!! who could have predicted that one.

Up Next, a secret insider came with info of a possible " Kaiten Painting furniture " item for sale! Though the insider is facing a possible lawsuit for leaking information. Will this affect their speed to resolve Housing Lottery issues. Time will tell, but first a word from our Sponsor... Raid Shadow Legends!!

making threads for comments like this make it worth it lmao. Helps ease the pain and copium
05-12-2022, 02:27 PM
Atmaweapon510

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Originally Posted by CelestiCer

BreakingNews!! Players at the Mog Mail-box are experiencing massive delays due to a sudden influx of Kaiten emotes being purchased. Slow delivery of Mog Station optional items has been a tradition, though this time around even more delayed. Presumably the purchases aren't done by Samurai's but in-fact by Non-Samurai mains!! who could have predicted that one.

Up Next, a secret insider came with info of a possible " Kaiten Painting furniture " item for sale! Though the insider is facing a possible lawsuit for leaking information. Will this affect their speed to resolve Housing Lottery issues. Time will tell, but first a word from our Sponsor... Raid Shadow Legends!!

NGL, I would totally use the Kaiten emote before using Resolution on a RDM for even more sword twirling.
05-12-2022, 02:58 PM
Quor

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Originally Posted by cjbeagle

This just in: Kaiten emote added to the Mog-Station. Miss that old samurai feel? Well you can have it back for only $24.99!

I know you're joking but to the 7th hell with you for speaking this monkey's paw bullshit into existence.
05-12-2022, 03:01 PM
cjbeagle

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Originally Posted by Quor

I know you're joking but to the 7th hell with you for speaking this monkey's paw bullshit into existence.

hahahah, sorry. <3
05-12-2022, 10:27 PM
FrogBiscuit

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Originally Posted by cjbeagle

This just in: Kaiten emote added to the Mog-Station. Miss that old samurai feel? Well you can have it back for only $24.99!

I'd start getting kicked out of groups for executing the pointless emote before my finishers...

But I suppose at that point, might as well throw in the mandervile dance and a bow... I mean, outside of avoiding boss mechanics...will it really matter what buttons we press? After all, I keep getting told none of them are really that important...