We NEED bathrooms!

We need them.

We have one...













































Its called Limsa Lominsa!!!!

there can be a pee meter and if it goes too high you pee yourself and get gear damage. But when you are fully relieved you get a stat bonus.

Here you go

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Originally Posted by Delsus

We have one...

Its called Limsa Lominsa!!!!

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oh snap, ive been going int he wrong place then. I usually let it go in grid.

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Originally Posted by syntaxlies

oh snap, ive been going int he wrong place then. I usually let it go in grid.

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Perv!!! Thats the Women's conviniance, not the mens.

These posts have got me laughing.

Am i the only one that goes behind a tree? OMG HE'S NOT LOGGING HE JUST PEED ALL OVER ME!

I just use a Gatorade bottle and a sock.

This is gonna be such a funny thread lol

I use the water feature in Uldah for my #1's but the #2's are becoming increasly hard to hide around Ul'dah.

go find a bush.

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Originally Posted by Andrien

go find a bush.

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In a desert? Hmm.... I don't want it to get blown around though, I may have to travel to Gridania, plenty of bushes there!

I drop mine in the aetherite gates, where they materialize into the lifeblood of Eorzea.

The purpose of this thread being?

Flame Sergeants Catheter can be purchased from the black market qiqirn if yoo have enoof clink clink.

always wondered how would a lalafell pee while standing

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always wondered how would a lalafell pee while standing

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lalas pee while walking, they have no shame.

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These posts have got me laughing.

Am i the only one that goes behind a tree? OMG HE'S NOT LOGGING HE JUST PEED ALL OVER ME!

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You want to be careful noone is logging. You don't want any accidents.

i think is a real need just to trow on it posts like this!

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Originally Posted by syntaxlies

lalas pee while walking, they have no shame.

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ROFL!!!
the funny thing is that the OP is a lalafell

I always assumed in a world full of magic, there were plenty of small personal magics and cantrips that everyone just used to make life easier, like one to keep your hair from being blown around and kept trimmed, or one that kept you from overheating or freezing in harsh climates, or even ones that made it so you don't have to use the restroom.

It's the only explanation i could come up with for why almost none of the final fantasies have a bathroom, and the ones that do, have them in the dungeons. (presumably such cells would be anti magic, preventing such convenience spells from being cast along with the greater ones you could use to escape.)

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i think is a real need just to trow on it posts like this!

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am i the only one who can not decipher this cryptic text.

Cmon, some of the zelda games have a bathroom... with an arm that comes out of the toilet and begs for paper.

On a more serious level, the JSE for the jobs is one of the rewards and perks of being a job and part of what distinguishes the job from the class. If the class got it too, then the point of jobs would be diminished.

make public restrooms with flies and all, and of course a poison effect when you're near them

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These posts have got me laughing.

Am i the only one that goes behind a tree? OMG HE'S NOT LOGGING HE JUST PEED ALL OVER ME!

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getting caught peeing in public will get you a sexual offender offense =O

I'd go play the Sims if I wanted a game to be anymore "realistic".

TP is hard to come by without smacking someone (or singing a song).

Do you mean we need bathroom as in = hot shower sequences?

Heck yeth! *shows Raubahn showering* *Hildebrand investigates*

Doh! Double post, ah wells.

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make public restrooms with flies and all, and of course a poison effect when you're near them

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It would be horrible to get ambushed by one of them vile gnats in midst business. Get shocked in the face.

new and exciting topic

In Days of Olde

When Knights Were Bolde

And Toilets Naught Invented

Ye Left Your Loade

Along The Roade

And Walked Away, Contented.

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Originally Posted by Denmo

In Days of Olde

When Knights Were Bolde

And Toilets Naught Invented

Ye Left Your Loade

Along The Roade

And Walked Away, Contented.

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told you lalas did it while walking

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Originally Posted by Denmo

In Days of Olde

When Knights Were Bolde

And Toilets Naught Invented

Ye Left Your Loade

Along The Roade

And Walked Away, Contented.

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Lol, I'll remember this one.

I have not used a restroom or had a bath in one and a half years.
Please. Help.

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always wondered how would a lalafell pee while standing

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Life is hard when you are a tripod.

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there can be a pee meter and if it goes too high you pee yourself and get gear damage. But when you are fully relieved you get a stat bonus.

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would go nicely with the yellow icon we get for gear damage

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Life is hard when you are a tripod.

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We all know you are not a tripod Fore, Garuda told me she felt nothing.

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We all know you are not a tripod Fore, Garuda told me she felt nothing.

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Garuda's playing hard to get, that's why she has felt nothing.

aww man i washed up on LL shored once in a cs ewwwww u peed in that water OH GOD!!!!

http://youtu.be/_2LjwM3B688?t=49s

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there can be a pee meter and if it goes too high you pee yourself and get gear damage. But when you are fully relieved you get a stat bonus.

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Everyone will have field trips to the bathroom before every fight.

In Final Fantasy, the world is your bathroom.

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