Want to make Devs change healers? Make memes about them and post them everywhere.

Show me your best "angry healer" or "disillusioned healer" memed you have!

The Spells I cast

https://ffxiv.gamerescape.com/w/imag...Glare_Icon.pnghttps://ffxiv.gamerescape.com/w/imag...x-Dia_Icon.pnghttps://ffxiv.gamerescape.com/w/imag...isery_Icon.png
https://ffxiv.gamerescape.com/w/imag...ssize_Icon.pnghttps://ffxiv.gamerescape.com/w/imag...-Holy_Icon.pnghttps://ffxiv.gamerescape.com/w/imag..._Mind_Icon.png

The Spells I occasionally cast

https://ffxiv.gamerescape.com/w/imag...nison_Icon.pnghttps://ffxiv.gamerescape.com/w/imag...pture_Icon.pnghttps://ffxiv.gamerescape.com/w/imag...maton_Icon.png
https://ffxiv.gamerescape.com/w/imag...sylum_Icon.pnghttps://ffxiv.gamerescape.com/w/imag...ction_Icon.pnghttps://ffxiv.gamerescape.com/w/imag...Regen_Icon.png


The Spells I don't

https://ffxiv.gamerescape.com/w/imag...rance_Icon.pnghttps://ffxiv.gamerescape.com/w/imag...gence_Icon.pnghttps://ffxiv.gamerescape.com/w/imag...n_Air_Icon.png
https://ffxiv.gamerescape.com/w/imag...olace_Icon.pnghttps://ffxiv.gamerescape.com/w/imag...ca_II_Icon.pnghttps://ffxiv.gamerescape.com/w/imag...e_III_Icon.png
https://ffxiv.gamerescape.com/w/imag...re_II_Icon.pnghttps://ffxiv.gamerescape.com/w/imag...Raise_Icon.png

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Originally Posted by ForteNightshade

The Spells I cast

https://ffxiv.gamerescape.com/w/imag...Glare_Icon.pnghttps://ffxiv.gamerescape.com/w/imag...x-Dia_Icon.pnghttps://ffxiv.gamerescape.com/w/imag...isery_Icon.png
https://ffxiv.gamerescape.com/w/imag...ssize_Icon.pnghttps://ffxiv.gamerescape.com/w/imag...-Holy_Icon.pnghttps://ffxiv.gamerescape.com/w/imag..._Mind_Icon.png

The Spells I occasionally cast

https://ffxiv.gamerescape.com/w/imag...nison_Icon.pnghttps://ffxiv.gamerescape.com/w/imag...pture_Icon.pnghttps://ffxiv.gamerescape.com/w/imag...maton_Icon.png
https://ffxiv.gamerescape.com/w/imag...sylum_Icon.pnghttps://ffxiv.gamerescape.com/w/imag...ction_Icon.pnghttps://ffxiv.gamerescape.com/w/imag...Regen_Icon.png


The Spells I don't

https://ffxiv.gamerescape.com/w/imag...rance_Icon.pnghttps://ffxiv.gamerescape.com/w/imag...gence_Icon.pnghttps://ffxiv.gamerescape.com/w/imag...n_Air_Icon.png
https://ffxiv.gamerescape.com/w/imag...olace_Icon.pnghttps://ffxiv.gamerescape.com/w/imag...ca_II_Icon.pnghttps://ffxiv.gamerescape.com/w/imag...e_III_Icon.png
https://ffxiv.gamerescape.com/w/imag...re_II_Icon.pnghttps://ffxiv.gamerescape.com/w/imag...Raise_Icon.png

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Raise is a little unfair. Ideally, you never use it, but it does serve a very clear and important role.

Thin Air would be a great tool if MP were still a resource that needed to be managed.

I'd also move Medica II up to occasionally used and put Medica in the never used category (which I think might've been what you were trying to do seeing as Medica is missing?)

And I'd like to change Temperance to something that isn't just Divine Seal but at level 80.

https://saltedxiv.com/wp-content/upl...k-683x1024.png

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Originally Posted by Semirhage

https://saltedxiv.com/wp-content/upl...k-683x1024.png

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Hahahah that's really good~

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Originally Posted by ty_taurus

Raise is a little unfair. Ideally, you never use it, but it does serve a very clear and important role.

Thin Air would be a great tool if MP were still a resource that needed to be managed.

I'd also move Medica II up to occasionally used and put Medica in the never used category (which I think might've been what you were trying to do seeing as Medica is missing?)

And I'd like to change Temperance to something that isn't just Divine Seal but at level 80.

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Admittedly, I'm partially meme-ing with that list for emphasis on how one-sided the state of healers are. You're also limited to only twenty images, though I actually forgot Medica. That being said, I'd probably slot both Medica and Medica II under "I don't use" because the frequency for Medica II in any casual content is so low, you rarely need it. Granted, if I wanted to be less "meme-y" I'd probably add a fourth tier: "Rarely cast"

But the general take away if the devs were to ever read posts like this (they won't) is of the 22 spells at White Mage's disposal, I'll realistically only touch just six with any regularity.

I've got a use for most of the WHM heals. Certainly not all of them, but most. The only time I use Plenary Indulgence for example is by accident.

The one that comes to mind...

https://i.redd.it/d47auz48as651.jpg


And maybe:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ETT6e-HWAAI116t.png

And:

https://i.redd.it/6x7hqrz2u8z41.jpg

And whilst we're at it, on WHM weapons...

https://i.redd.it/s8hzuf7jifr41.jpg

And er...

https://pics.loveforquotes.com/ffxiv...0-59296636.png

And...

https://i.redd.it/k517mce67wz31.png


Overall message: all it feels like is that we don't do much but spam the same DPS move over and over.

Shamelessly stolen from Reddit:

Dissipation

https://i.imgur.com/4NEULQa.jpg

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Originally Posted by ty_taurus

Raise is a little unfair. Ideally, you never use it, but it does serve a very clear and important role.

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They've got Phoenix down, they can use it on themselves.

Piety. That is all.

No seriously, why the heck does this stat even exist? It fills me with unending feist that ALL of my cryptlurker gear has piety on it including the 530 stuffs. Now if I wish for optimal spell speed or crit I must wear my bestest of clown suits for penta melding so I can obtain the stats Square does not think healers need.

2800 piety equals umm, roughly 110 mana per server tick which is every three seconds. Soooooo every twelve seconds one glare is free.. Yay! It is not as if I have a spell that casts instantly that can make everything free for twelve seconds or anything, nope!

Here is another "healer meme" that brings the feist. I am actually weaker when I am scaled down then I would be if I wore equivalent ilvl things because level sync disables all of my materia. Goodbye big crits I shall miss thee! Goodbye non geriatric spell speed, now it takes sooooooooooo long to shoot out one single holy that the tank has already taken two rounds of auto attacks because my gcd is a crisp 2.47. (I like a 2.35 second gcd). Fantastic! If only all that end game gear had a useful stat where piety now sits mocking me.

At the least tenacity gives tanks a percent damage increase. Also "healing magic" vs "healing actions". Just.. why? I do not cast gcd (spell) heals at 80, make temperance like Asylum or something and change "magic" to "actions". Right now I only use it for the 10% damage reduction.

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Originally Posted by Deceptus

Shamelessly stolen from Reddit:

Dissipation

https://i.imgur.com/4NEULQa.jpg

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That is one of the best FF14 memes I've seen in a long time.
Amazing~
I love it.

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Originally Posted by Deceptus

Shamelessly stolen from Reddit:

Dissipation

https://i.imgur.com/4NEULQa.jpg

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Not gonna lie, this is both awesome and horrifying at the same time.

https://i.ibb.co/YBkM9Lg/Status.jpg

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Originally Posted by ForteNightshade

The Spells I don't
https://ffxiv.gamerescape.com/w/imag...n_Air_Icon.png

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This aged well. But in a good way or not?

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Originally Posted by AnotherPerson

This aged well. But in a good way or not?

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The whole "unlimited MP" meme has always been from those just repeating what others say. Which is exactly the definition of a meme. It wasn't rooted in reality, though, given how bad WHM was with MP before, I can see how it would "feel" relatively unlimited to some.

Running low piety on WHM has always required consistent use of TA and LD in a raid setting. With the severe TA nerf, other healers will be able to run low piety builds while WHM won't, pushing it even further behind on DPS.

Sadly, SE seems to have fallen victim to the memes. Which just kinda proves the OP right. "If everyone's memeing that it's so good, we better nerf it..."

Guess I'll chime in with the current trend lately. Happens every time.

https://i.imgur.com/aXIanG1.png

https://i.imgur.com/y5stJPB.png

http://i.imgflip.com/5udyzw.jpg

:( and that's why I'm not expecting sage to get its potency fixes to be a semi decent job

edit, i cant get this damn thing to work, halp ;n;

A bit of necro, but it'd be nice to have a repository of healer memes. One of them I've found not long ago:
https://i.gyazo.com/460582a2edf258ab...5aa6528941.png

I came across this one :

https://ih1.redbubble.net/image.2729...600,f8f8f8.jpg

Seems legit...