New bozja bike mount the worst mount in game?

What kind of messed up position is that? Like really? Who's the target audience? Crystal players? I mean I guess that's one way to get Crystal to do content.

Why can't the character just be seated instead of bent over in front like that?

Who even thought up something like that? It would've been fine if they put no effort and just reskinned the faf bike mount since no one does bozja anyways but it seems like they decided to actually put effort into making something intentionally bad.

I already know you think it's bad because the lalafell stance on it is... Something. Looks like their arms are out of socket.

Troll thread aside..

The bike mount is straight from FF12, and it’s ridden like that there, and was also ridden like that by Fran here as well. Maybe since lalafels get access to those dwarf hovels exclusively they should be excluded from this mount since it looks so bad with them /s

Remember to report troll threads

everything is blame crystal with you lol

Does anyone have a screenshot? I've yet to see anyone with the mount in-game.

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Originally Posted by Theodric

Does anyone have a screenshot? I've yet to see anyone with the mount in-game.

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It's kinda nsfw

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Originally Posted by Theodric

Does anyone have a screenshot? I've yet to see anyone with the mount in-game.

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I do recall seeing it on my Twitter feed before, but I'll have to find it. At the moment, please accept a link to a tweet for a lalafell player with one:

https://twitter.com/Espressolala/sta...549822982?s=19

Oh, uh...

Yeah, that's a weird design choice. :p

Whenever you see that name and a thread *points to signature*

ez, just don't play Lalafell

Bait thread is bait thread. But the position makes sense for the tall races and there are some racing bikes ridden in a similar stance.

It's the lalafell position that makes no fucking sense and looks more painful than anything else. Really should be reworked a bit to at least not have the shoulder dislocation.

<instert thing of complaint here> is the worst thing ever, the devs clearly wasted their time and resources on <insert unrelated thing to thing of complaint here>. this is <crystal/casuals> fault.

Crab Mount Best Mount :)

I am almost at MPK bingo for everything they dont like.

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Originally Posted by Godzillaxpowerrangers

I am almost at MPK bingo for everything they dont like.

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That must be a very big bingo card.

Well if you want to play a potato, get potato content.

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What kind of messed up position is that? Like really? Who's the target audience? Crystal players? I mean I guess that's one way to get Crystal to do content.

Why can't the character just be seated instead of bent over in front like that?

Who even thought up something like that? It would've been fine if they put no effort and just reskinned the faf bike mount since no one does bozja anyways but it seems like they decided to actually put effort into making something intentionally bad.

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Really that bored huh.

Also, I think saying a certain DC does/doesn't do certain things, is basically racism.

One day, you'll get your own unique DC, where you can be happy, I just know it :3

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I am almost at MPK bingo for everything they dont like.

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You really needed a card for "everything that's not Ultimate"?

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Originally Posted by TheMightyMollusk

You really needed a card for "everything that's not Ultimate"?

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I suspect Ultimates would be on there as well if Crystal DC finishes it first. =P

Troll thread.

Mount looks great, it's from FFXII!

Loved it!

I mean...They aren't wrong, it's definitely not designed with Lalafell in mind. Does it make it the worst mount ever? Not really, but it is a little silly.

Damn straight. Maybe they can make a little potato bike for them.

Yes, I know, troll thread and all, I acually still can't see the OP (can the ignore function just hide entire threads?) but if I'm guessing right, the problem is that the bike is a 2-seater, so it has to accomodate an extreme from a Lalafell driver with a Roegadyn rider. They probably SHOULD have thrown immersion out the window and just had lala drivers sit on the "steering wheel", lalas driving the Regalia can't even SEE above its steering wheel, anyway.

If that wasn't the problem and it was just "something something erp" then... oops

Position bad, blame Crystal DC, blah blah blah. Not missing much on this one.