Beware: I be naked. (Pointless thread + true bug)

So with 1.21/1.21a, I am naked. Yes, Eorzeans, under this shiny, spiky armor, there is nothing but pure Elezen goodness....and does it chafe! So, if any dev happens across this thread, restoring my undergarments would be most appreciated.

Edit (before posting....I know, what a jerk right?): As of the last emergency maintenance the undergarments are back in my inventory, but I still remain Undergarment-less.

http://www.gwcdn.com/albums/images/4...79c20004f5.jpg

If you unequip your gear -- what do you see?

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Originally Posted by Raldo

If you unequip your gear -- what do you see?

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Someone is getting a little ahead of themselves....how about dinner first?

There should be a little lalafell npc in Ul'dah that will set you up with new underwear.

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Originally Posted by Antanias

There should be a little lalafell npc in Ul'dah that will set you up with new underwear.

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It's back in my inventory now with the last emer. maint., I just enjoy the face that I am the only naked person in game.

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Originally Posted by Silvano

It's back in my inventory now with the last emer. maint., I just enjoy the face that I am the only naked person in game.

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Underwear's overrated anyways, can't even turn it into materia :(

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Originally Posted by Antanias

There should be a little lalafell npc in Ul'dah that will set you up with new underwear.

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There already is - Otopa Pottopa.

And he/she only offers to do personals measurements when talking between 12:00 and 12:01

trololol ^.^;

Thats not naked, thats going commando.
I'm sure plenty of superheroes do it all the time, spandex is a bugger for vpl ya know, so live the dream!

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Originally Posted by NationOfZealots

There already is - Otopa Pottopa.

And he/she only offers to do personals measurements when talking between 12:00 and 12:01

trololol ^.^;

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Wait, is that for real? I'd totally buy new underwear to get that screenshot...not saying I'll wear it...but I'll buy it.

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Originally Posted by Roj

Thats not naked, thats going commando.
I'm sure plenty of superheroes do it all the time, spandex is a bugger for vpl ya know, so live the dream!

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I just need another Elezen Dragoon with the glitch, and we can be true {Double Dragoon}s!

You has +2 more inventory than anyone!!! /jelly

As long as you keep the rest of your equipment on or you'll scare the little people

Now don't you be going around baring your genitals at passing opo-opos!

lmao! +1 to OP !

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Originally Posted by Fear

As long as you keep the rest of your equipment on or you'll scare the little people

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yea barbie dolls are creepy afterall

So where is the picture of you without any equipment?

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Originally Posted by Fear

As long as you keep the rest of your equipment on or you'll scare the little people

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Think of the possibilities of having no undergarments with Elezen's /happy o.o Lalas beware!

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Originally Posted by Signy

So where is the picture of you without any equipment?

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At the end of a dinner date with too much Rolanberry Lassi in my system.

Now mind telling us how to duplicate this bug? That'd be of tremendous help. Thanks.

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Originally Posted by Dragon

Now mind telling us how to duplicate this bug? That'd be of tremendous help. Thanks.

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I'll tell you exactly how I did it; log in and wait for a LS-mate to go "Holy %@#$! Where is your underwear!" lol. Sorry it was just like that after 1.21 ^^;

So what's going on under there?
Is there a default underwear safeguard texture or do you go full Ken doll?

It's okay. I'm a doctor or something.

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Originally Posted by Silvano

I'll tell you exactly how I did it; log in and wait for a LS-mate to go "Holy %@#$! Where is your underwear!" lol. Sorry it was just like that after 1.21 ^^;

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Now we know you're lying... tell us the truth, or else! *sharpens up my claws*

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Originally Posted by Gramul

So what's going on under there?

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http://forum.square-enix.com/ffxiv/t...802#post625802

Apparently the bottom is unaffected graphically, according to silfer.

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Originally Posted by Gramul

So what's going on under there?
Is there a default underwear safeguard texture or do you go full Ken doll?

It's okay. I'm a doctor or something.

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Thats the same i want to know...

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Originally Posted by Enyyx

http://forum.square-enix.com/ffxiv/t...802#post625802

Apparently the bottom is unaffected graphically, according to silfer.

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So they have the model data, but no texture for it.
Fascinating.

So where are the Neko-Sentai mods when you need them...?

Okay, okay. I'll show you.

http://www.gwcdn.com/albums/images/4...79c20006d2.jpg

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Originally Posted by Silvano

Okay, okay. I'll show you.

http://www.gwcdn.com/albums/images/4...79c20006d2.jpg

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I've seen alot of photoshops in my time... but this seems legit!

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Originally Posted by Fear

I've seen alot of photoshops in my time... but this seems legit!

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Photoshop!? Me?! Never. That is totally 100% legit. Now if anyone figures out what I did with the pictu..... :x

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Originally Posted by Silvano

... I still remain Undergarment-less.

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I see London, I see France, I dont see any under pants.
I see Barbie, I see Ken, I see Silvano's nothings then. :D

Since you can't get anyone else' underpants off, you can still only make it to third base. SE is such a tease :(

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Originally Posted by Silvano

Someone is getting a little ahead of themselves....how about dinner first?

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Teehee. Made me chuckle there sir :)

I try my hardest ^^ and if anyone hasn't figured it out, click the crappy photoshop to get an actual SS. ^^

I smell photoshop.

Simply put in patch notes there is a picture of devs with no undergarments on..

Copy and Paste over top!.