[Request] Please add a big sticky lollipop for our characters to lick!

With the arrival of the latest seasonal event we received the wonderful chocolate fountain as a housing item. As I placed it in my house I found myself lamenting the lack of a giant lollipop for the Warrior of Light to eagerly lick. So I am humbly requesting the addition of a large lollipop as a housing item that can be dyed in the same way as the chocolate fountain.

ERP is getting a bit stale ay?

I just like sweet treats as housing items.

Oh this won't be used for nsfw purposes at all :rolleyes:

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Originally Posted by Penthea

Oh this won't be used for nsfw purposes at all :rolleyes:

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I don't understand. How would a lollipop housing item be misused? It'd be no different to the chocolate fountain - just a lollipop rather than that.

So, something like this:

https://i.imgur.com/TSRPsHR.jpg

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Originally Posted by Theodric

I don't understand. How would a lollipop housing item be misused? It'd be no different to the chocolate fountain - just a lollipop rather than that.

So, something like this:

https://i.imgur.com/TSRPsHR.jpg

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Your thread title kind of makes it look like you want something more than just a furnishing.

Also have a little imagination. People could pose in certain ways with a lollipop furnishing to make it...lets say; not innocent.

Why not go full on innuendo and add a popsicle and banana emote

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Originally Posted by Penthea

Your thread title kind of makes it look like you want something more than just a furnishing.

Also have a little imagination. People could pose in certain ways with a lollipop furnishing to make it...lets say; not innocent.

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There isn't a lick emote in-game, though. At least for the time being. It doesn't need to be interactive furniture - just something we can place in our houses. I want to make a sweet-shop/bakery!

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Originally Posted by Theodric

There isn't a lick emote in-game, though. At least for the time being. It doesn't need to be interactive furniture - just something we can place in our houses. I want to make a sweet-shop/bakery!

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Oh wow, have you managed to completely avoid seeing players use emotes with NSFW intent? You really don't need a lick emote to do that.

EDIT: before anyone asks, no the company I keep doesn't do that but I have come across random players do it. Even in an abandoned shack in Anemos, of all places!

I'll remember this thread and laugh if they actually do grant this request instead of giving you more character customization.

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Originally Posted by Cyreil

I'll remember this thread and laugh if they actually do grant this request instead of giving you more character customization.

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It'll be a Dark yet Hilarious day if/when that happens

I'd be getting what I want either way, though.

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Originally Posted by Theodric

There isn't a lick emote in-game, though. At least for the time being. It doesn't need to be interactive furniture - just something we can place in our houses. I want to make a sweet-shop/bakery!

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/emote licks <t>'s blood works just fine don't need a built in emote for it however I don't see why we coudnt get some candy theme chairs and stuff

Though I will say just because something can be used as nsfw isn't a reason to not add it anything can be nsfw if a person wants to do something bad like that they will do it with anything so avoiding stuff just because it could be used for nsfw isn't a reason to not add it.

I'm guessing you want that giant lollipop while you pole dance as well?

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Originally Posted by MitsukiKimura

I'm guessing you want that giant lollipop while you pole dance as well?

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I mean shadowbringers literaly has a strip club so obviousely they are okay with nsfw stuff so why not give it to op.

You can be happy that you got your reputation, because this is as low quality as TitanMen's/BroFists' stuff but you don't get equal treatment by the users here. Despite the last "requests" of you were overly childish and pseudo-naive when it comes to sexual intentions (like listening to 12-year old talking about certain body features) while the other troll(s) was/were just hilariously ridonculous - but lost their appeal so quickly like an air mattress with a big hole in it.

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Originally Posted by MrKusakabe

You can be happy that you got your reputation, because this is as low quality as TitanMen's/BroFists' stuff but you don't get equal treatment by the users here. Despite the last "requests" of you were overly childish and pseudo-naive when it comes to sexual intentions (like listening to 12-year old talking about certain body features) while the other troll(s) was/were just hilariously ridonculous - but lost their appeal so quickly like an air mattress with a big hole in it.

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Difference between Theo and the other two outside his troll/joke threads he actually engages with people and you can have a pleasant conversation/debate with Theo yet to see the other two even try >_>

Theo the first thing I do with this is not safe for this game XD

The Ame-zaiku set from the Doman restoration effort is basically sculpted lollipops, but there's no special emote for using it.

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Originally Posted by Reimmi

Why not go full on innuendo and add a popsicle and banana emote

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Hyur banana emote.

Yaaassss we need this....

The emote already exists since the Doman kids do it

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Originally Posted by MrKusakabe

You can be happy that you got your reputation, because this is as low quality as TitanMen's/BroFists' stuff but you don't get equal treatment by the users here.

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I think that's because it usually seems like Theodric is making a tongue-in-cheek joke; we all Get It and there're no victims here - any criticism of these ideas is at the expense of Theodric alone for presenting them.

TitanFist is often baiting using someone else's earnest opinion with the intent of mocking it. Pitting groups of people with different opinions against each other - they see a wildfire starting to die out so they pour gasoline on it and toss a sockpuppet in for kindling.

Sure they're all gimmicky but the intent feels very different and I think that's what's forgiven.

That or maybe a lot of us just lowkey want that innuendo.