Went back to "Reality" today

The graphics are amazing but theres no BGM or monsters... bit boring...

the servers that house Real Life are infinitely better than SE's though...

Watch out for aggro out there. I heard it can be lethal.

Reality is always ridiculous.

I walked out of the freezer and was amazed to see Moon Pies in the future >_>

Agro is Lethal? as in... no whm help? O.o
oh my...

think i'll stay at my laptop where its safe <.<

Whms are sometimes expensive and take a while to level. Few of them have access to Esuna.

Except in this game the white mages are called "doctors" and most can't progress past level 1...

I play real life and still have lag issues.... RL latency!

I tried to target lock and autorun the car in front of me on my way to work today.

I should get more sleep.

Reallity is just a crappy designed game

Reality has some pretty sick graphics though.

What's wrong with you guys? I'm going to go rank up "Chest and Triceps" later on.

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Reality has some pretty sick graphics though.

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I can't turn my draw distance on too far. Things become foggy and discolored.

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Originally Posted by Fiosha_Maureiba

I can't turn my draw distance on too far. Things become foggy and discolored.

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I even have glasses +0.75 equipped and I still can't see far.

psh
+0.75 glasses
get a pair of +10 divine shoes and mb we'll talk

subway line's too long, blood porting

I walked to the door expecting it to open automatically but it didn't!
I tried to look for my manual to figure out how to get the main menu going but apparently there is none...
I typed /equip legs "Subligar" on the keyboard but I'm still naked... why?

Oh S*&% wife agro!!

Dat NM named wifey is impossible to beat....

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Dat NM named wifey is impossible to beat....

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And when you do, all she drops is a large credit card bill at GAP. Don't pick it up, it's U/U.

Some individuals may encounter a bug where they remain in combat after defeating their spouse, making it difficult to perform other actions. Logging out at an inn in a different city is suggested.

The heck with real life. I'm quitting.
Why you ask?

-The maps are too big. I swear I walked past the same tree a couple of times outside my house today in different areas. I swear that copy/paste is annoying and lazy.
-No immersion. Especially with all the people talking. It's just line after line of text. Why can't they just say something and prompt me with a yes or no choice?
-My street is not named Sargantanas. Enough said. I want to live on Sargantanas.
-All these classes suck. Why can't real life just get rid of classes and let me have a real job from the beginning?
- Real life is TOTALLY not worth the money. I can't believe they made Real Life pay to play. All these fees also ruin the immersion.
-Real life is overall just boring. I can't stand to play it more than a few hours at a time, and then I have to go back to FFXIV.

Where is everyone's home point?

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Where is everyone's home point?

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I think I set mine to my work place but how the hell you home point when there is no main menu??
Heard you can try get your HP 0 and do death warp but I dunno... I don't want to try something like that and there is no guarantee I can warp back to my HP...

Also I got scratched by my cat and lost some HP so I was just standing there to regain the HP but it didn't do S%&^... and why the hell is my HP so damn low to start off with...

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Originally Posted by Reinheart

I think I set mine to my work place but how the hell you home point when there is no main menu??
Heard you can try get your HP 0 and do death warp but I dunno... I don't want to try something like that and there is no guarantee I can warp back to my HP...

Also I got scratched by my cat and lost some HP so I was just standing there to regain the HP but it didn't do S%&^... and why the hell is my HP so damn low to start off with...

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Because in RL.. there is still a physical level

http://500motivators.com/plog-conten...-game-ever.jpg

I killed someone but got no exp. Must be too high level....

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Originally Posted by Gidonoidon_Sur

I killed someone but got no exp. Must be too high level....

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You better run before the GM's gets you, that's PK you just did... you didn't kill a monster.
Heard it's perm ban.

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I killed someone but got no exp. Must be too high level....

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any drops?

I tried to create a new character with my gf today and got slapped in the face, evidently you have to get permission to do that(especially in the kitchen)...who would'a thunk it?

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any drops?

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Just some gil and random body parts he had to vendor more than likely...

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I tried to create a new character with my gf today and got slapped in the face, evidently you have to get permission to do that(especially in the kitchen)...who would'a thunk it?

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You have to emote her first

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I play real life and still have lag issues.... RL latency!

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Put down the reefer dude. :P

I hear it helps.

Some people may resort to tracking and camping FedEx and UPS carriers. This is particularly more fruitful during the Winter holidays.

Killing someone may be against TOS in some areas as it forcefully terminates someone else's subscription to Reality = less money for the devs :-(

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Some people may resort to tracking and camping FedEx and UPS carriers. This is particularly more fruitful during the Winter holidays.

Killing someone may be against TOS in some areas as it forcefully terminates someone else's subscription to Reality = less money for the devs :-(

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Has anyone gotten any Dev communication in that game?

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Has anyone gotten any Dev communication in that game?

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Whoops, I meant gillionaires and elite LS's with overpowered weapons and mounts.

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Has anyone gotten any Dev communication in that game?

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Yeah man, the LSD usable item can be freakin' intense though.

I keep trying to play that game, but it always gives me a bad status effect. I'd try farming for money, but there are these organizations that prevent me from killing enemy mobs. Damn thing just sucks.

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Originally Posted by Reinheart

I walked to the door expecting it to open automatically but it didn't!
I tried to look for my manual to figure out how to get the main menu going but apparently there is none...
I typed /equip legs "Subligar" on the keyboard but I'm still naked... why?

Oh S*&% wife agro!!

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I hope you didn't try calming any Lalafell in Reality?

Could be dangerous if the GM's notice!

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http://500motivators.com/plog-conten...-game-ever.jpg

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That's cause he's playing on a "windows" pc and not a mac :P

I've been playing this thing called "College" which people keep telling me is not 'the real world'. If you die in one, do you die in the other? Does anyone have a guide for this?

Instead of leves, I have to level with 'homework assignments'. They take way longer and aren't near as much fun. :(

On the plus side, parties are pretty easy to find, but they don't seem to be as good for leveling.