Who is Marco? And how does he help people craft?

I'm new to crafting and everyone keeps talking about Marco. I don't know a Marco. I don't even know any crafters named Marco. So how is he supposed to make crafting easier for me if I don't even know who he is?

Macro is my uncle, he works at the indie company "Square-Enix"

Oh, this is post #666 for Lacan >.<

You know what happens when you try too hard? This...this happens....

2/10, you can do better than that.

Marco was from Tropoja. Unfortunately, his luck ran out ironically, by saying the words, "Good luck."

I don't think he'll be able to help out with crafting.

He left on a pilgrimage to look for his buddy, Polo. Sometimes, you can hear them calling to each other.

maybe since it's the number of the beast he'll stop posting now? lol

Ask Polo, he can help you with your question

You don't know about Marco and Polo?

I swear I've seen this exact troll thread before, or at least a response in a thread very much like it. Really starting to draw from the bottom of the barrel now, are we?

I think you spelled his name wrong. Or, maybe his name’s different on other data centers.

He’s called Mario on mine. And yes, he does make crafting easier. He’s hard to find, though.

He randomly appears in every town in a random location. (Some of which can’t even be reached by players.)

The main problem is, he’s not around for very long. And if he teleports away as your talking to him, you have to find him all over again.

I don't know who he is, but I can answer how he makes crafting easier. He posts in places like reddit or these forums and tells everyone what needs to be done to summon him to craft for you. Upon summoning he uses all the appropriate actions to complete your craft and make it HQ.

He's cool guy.

He's friends with Will and Roger.

Incoming Linkpearl - "Roger, copy that."

Roger - "Why must I always copy EVERYTHING? Also, the magitek copy machine is broken!"

Incoming Linkpearl - "Get Marco to fix it, now. Don't make us fire at Will!"

Will - "Do it man! I'm begging you!"

Lowsy bait this time around, you can do better than this Lacan!

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Originally Posted by E4EO

Lowsy bait this time around, you can do better than this Lacan!

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they all cant be winners :v

I think Marco's a pretty cool guy, he crafts gear and doesn't afraid of anything.

Someone needs attention lol

/pats head

Oh. I think I just got the joke. Marco is a typo for Macro, isn't it?

The twist is that he can only craft polo shirts.

Marco is the biological father of your wife's son, who started playing ffxiv and whom you concerned about because he might see 2b pantsy in this gaem. Why do you forget your own wife's son biological father? i cant even...

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Originally Posted by Fredco191

Oh. I think I just got the joke. Marco is a typo for Macro, isn't it?

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Yup lol.

10/char

You amuses me, keep it up even if its low tier.

Polo /10char

Super Bee Brian is rolling in his (account) grave.

Lacan, where art thou?

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Originally Posted by Theodric

Lacan, where art thou?

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Hopefully talking with Marco on how to craft a masterpiece of a thread.

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Originally Posted by Alucard135

Hopefully talking with Marco on how to craft a masterpiece of a thread.

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I'm under the feeling that he got banned. One of his threads disappeared... and when a post/thread of yours disappear, maybe hours or days later, you get struck by the banhammer. I hope not. :(