Black Mage vs White Mage: Trash Talk Competition

Whether you main one or not, talk trash about one class or the other. The balance of each class isn't really the trash I'm looking for, though it is acceptable. I'm thinking more along the lines of the lore, class quests, notable NPCs, etc. Keep in mind, this is just for fun. I'll start us off slow.

We Black Mages can crush our enemies under the weight of our raw, unbridled power. What can a White Mage do, talk to trees?

At the end of the day, when you're in the tavern drinking ale, and you say, "Then I cast a spell to make Adam's cuts and scrapes heal." Then I say, "Then I called down the power of the almighty inferno and turned the creature to ash with my eldritch might!" Who do you think is going home with the bar wench? Here's a clue... It ain't the White Mage.

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Originally Posted by HWalsh

At the end of the day, when you're in the tavern drinking ale, and you say, "Then I cast a spell to make Adam's cuts and scrapes heal." Then I say, "Then I called down the power of the almighty inferno and turned the creature to ash with my eldritch might!" Who do you think is going home with the bar wench? Here's a clue... It ain't the White Mage.

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It's the Bard.

#twicethetrashtalkinthreewords

White in the temple, Black in the streets yo!

Yo, look at the White Mage and tiny little wand, a real magic user needs two hands to grip their staff.

White mage work to make every life nice, menawhile the Black mage its working in the camps.

Poor scholars, getting bullied in the second war of the magi.

Okay, okay, now for some white Mage trash talk:

Who's superfluous you silly Black Mage?
That's me, the White M-A-G-E.
You've been in the queue for what almost an hour?
I sign up and ding straight because I've got the power.
There's twenty of you for just one of me,
Can't you see, we're never ever waiting for thee,
I'm special just unique as (radio edit),
Without me your dungeon group's just out of luck,
You've got your tank and your two dps, well I guess,
You're waiting for me the best of the best,
I choose if our pulls go big or go small,
I'm like a pokemon master and I catch em all.

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Originally Posted by Roda

Poor scholars, getting bullied in the second war of the magi.

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Go back to the corner of "we tolerate you" unless you want to go eat glue with the astro.

Black Mage be like, "I've been in the queue for like twenty minutes."

White Mage be like, "What's a queue?"

White Mage? More like Wipe Mage. Your heals are as pathetic as your questline.

White Mages can run out of MP quicker and its not even their gimmick.

Black mage its a DPS
With fire bring the pain,
As a White Mage myself
With your blood my lilys paint.

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Originally Posted by HWalsh

Yo, look at the White Mage and tiny little wand, a real magic user needs two hands to grip their staff.

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But we know it's not the size of the wand, it's how you use it.

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Originally Posted by Adonan

Whether you main one or not, talk trash about one class or the other. The balance of each class isn't really the trash I'm looking for, though it is acceptable. I'm thinking more along the lines of the lore, class quests, notable NPCs, etc. Keep in mind, this is just for fun. I'll start us off slow.

We Black Mages can crush our enemies under the weight of our raw, unbridled power. What can a White Mage do, talk to trees?

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we can save your ass when boss hit you with aoe, dead black mage = no dps ^^ while living whm will do even more damage than dead black mage :D
rly dudes are you made out paper or glass ?

I'm sorry, who was it that saved all of Eorzea from a comet?

White mages scream at Misery
Black mages ooze double Glossy

Black mages get all the dances
White mages stand alone

Well, I don't much care for Black Mage, but it does have one redeeming quality.... Yshtola is a Black Mage now (technically speaking).